Latest Posts by satan-was-a-himbo - Page 6

Welcome to My Page

Merry meet, dear. I am a sarcastic poet.

Let me paint a scene so you can get to know me better...

We meet in a library...the library of lost dreams and found love. It is very quiet except the gentle flutter of pages and fingers going across the spines of century old books. Now...you sit in front of a person with almond brown skin and honey coloured eyes.

They seem to be humming “La Vie en Rose”

They are writing a note to “Beloved” whoever could that be...You wonder before waving your hand trying to get their attention. They gently tell you to hold on before signing off the letter with a cursive R. After you talk for a couple of moments they finally introduce themself.

Good Afternoon, I am Noir. You typically wouldn’t find me here, I enjoy writing in the comfort of my home but a friend of mine informed me of this library and...well I couldn’t stay away. I am a writer, you’d see a lot of writing on my page, as well as poetry. I grew up writing, my mother is a published authour and that is my goal if I can focus long enough. 

Anywho...I must be going, I have to store this letter somewhere safe. Have a good day, hm?

My Favourite Pictures in My Pinterest

I KNOW Y’ALL REMEMBER THIS

Lil’ Rebellious BB Vivienne!

I know it’s not quite the correct timeline but for my age this would be teenage Viv 😅

VHLV Reacting To Someone Hitting On You

Backstory: the both of you are happily on a shopping spree when VHLV leaves for the toilet. you are browsing through some clothes when someone attractive approaches you. they introduce themselves and start to flirt with you, hooking their arm around you for comfort. their breath stinks btw

Vivienne:

- jealousy level shoots up to the roof, and she approaches the two of you with powerful strides and loud clicks of her heels

- pulls you by the waist and kisses you passionately, right in front of the person who is now fully sh00kt

- “Mi amor, shall we leave to somewhere more private?” she suggests, her low and possessive tone sending your heart to race

- she makes sure to hold you close while she escorts you away, not even sparing a glance at the stranger who is left in the dust

- when the two of you are alone, Vivienne pins you to the nearest wall with your hands above your head, sighing hot breath on your ear. “No one is allowed to touch you except for me.” she makes sure that you know who you belong to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) heh

Helena:

- feels disrespected that someone has their hands on her lover, and strides over to teach them a lesson

- grabs the person’s wrist and yanks them away from you, forcing them to look at her in the eyes

- “This is my woman that you are touching,” Helena proclaims through gritted teeth. her grip on their wrist tightens, causing sparks of ice to spread across their skin

- terrified, the person apologises profusely and scampers away once Helena releases them

- her hard gaze softens immensely when her eyes meet yours, and she pulls you into a warm embrace. “Did they hurt you anywhere, my love?”

Liora:

- offended that someone intruded your personal space (and being too close with her girl) but still maintains a calm composure as she walks to you

- using her height as an advantage, she towers over the person with a disapproving look

- “Pardon me, but you’re interrupting our date,” Liora says calmly, but you can hear the command in her tone

- intimidated, the person lets go of you and apologises, stepping away with a flushed yet disappointed face

- “I’m sorry that they made you uncomfortable, MC.” the tall woman holds your shoulders and kisses your forehead gently. “I promise I won’t let that happen again.”

Vanessa:

- shocked, but turns furious eventually and storms towards the two of you

- pulls out her long whip and smacks it on the ground, just beside the person (she’s obviously not going to hurt the person but wants to scare them away)

- “Hands off of my girlfriend!” Vanessa warns, narrowing her eyes at the person and tightening her grasp on her whip

- person gives a wtf face and shouts, “I ain’t into this bdsm shit!” before running away in fear

- “The next time someone tries to flirt with you, I won’t hesitate to use my whip,” she declares with a serious tone, frowning cutely

I can't watch this anymore! I- I can't! It's giving me ✨anxiety✨ while I am ✨struggling mentally✨*ding*

Me, that one scene in Season 3 when Piper apparently fesses up to doing something really shitty to bring Alex back into prison

Goth Masc on the outside...

Goth Femme on the inside...

Shit I have been found OUT

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

I want an enemies to lovers relationship like Alex and Piper

Me, at the beginning of Episode 10 season 2 of Orange is the New Black

OKAY COME ON!

Called Out

God Bless the Lesbians.

Me, during Episode Nine Season on of Orange is the New Black. At timestamp 28:46

Woo! At least I’m suffering in character!

I’m writing a scene between Valdemar, my OC Cairo, and Navra. While listening to music.

So the song Nobody by Mitski comes on and I’m vibin then I realized...

I CAN INCORPORATE THIS!

SO

After Cairo and Valdemar broke up Cairo is just getting over them. About to start seeing Navra. At the masquerade Valdemar was talking to another doctor and while Cairo was doing their own thing. Navra and Cairo are smiling and joking and she walks off probably for food. They pick up on a distant convo. From a certain set of Doctors. Julian, Nazali, and Valdemar? Maybe?

"Valdemar, who are you staring at."

They(Cairo) turn around with a bright smile and they make eye contact. The smile fades instantly.

"Nobody, don't worry about it."

Cairo, heartbroken all over again because they thought they were at least someone to Valdemar since...they were engaged since they were 27. They run off to the restroom, and stare in the mirror repeating the word “Nobody” in the mirror saying it to themself, sobbing. Navra hears them get louder when as the sadness starts to turn to anger and then it slowly slips into defeat as they collapse to the floor. Dramatic? Yes. Needed? Probably...not? Connection with Navra? Will get stronger. Valdemar? Going to get their ass kicked. Hotel? Trivago. Oh and I started sobbing myself while writing the scene...I need a therapist.

More Navra Headcanons No One Asked For!

Favourite music?

Navra doesn't have any specific favourite music genre

Whatever has a beat or a flow, she'll dance to it

Literally anything

She will dance to literally anything

Someone could be hitting a cup against a table. If it's constant with a tempo best believe Navra is up and dancing to it.

And she'd force Nahara to do the same

Or just anyone near her. Strangers, siblings, a s/o, she will grab them and they'd dance together.

They'd have the best time though

Navra Headcanons Noone Asked For

What is their sleeping position?

This woman will fall asleep in any and all positions

She’s flexible remember?

She will find a spot and lay down

Not only lay down, she’d stay down

Knocked the fuck out, splash her to wake her up asleep

Have to put an ice cube down her shirt to wake her up

AND SHE’LL WAKE UP PERFECTLY CALM

How she sleeps: portrayed by cats

Someone, please draw Navra like this

Lord help my D&D crew

So I joined a bit late to my campaign but it made perfect development!

Galen (My D&D OC) is childhood friends with Estel and he is also actively hitting on Sylve! What else do you expect from a Neutral Chaotic Elven Bard?

OH YEAH!

Galen and the Crew (Bro, Estel, Sylve, and Pembis) go to a bar after getting some interesting items from an all violet store. And Galen sees these people giving him a side eye. Me: Permission to growl at them? DM: I’m sorry? Me: Permission to growl at them. DM: Sure why not, do an intimidation roll. Me: I got rolled a 1... DM: You meow at them.

Everyone is cackling. Anyways, fast forwarding after getting information~

Galen sees the HOT bartender, Lars! Lars wants nothing to do with him. 

HOWEVER

Because Galen is a bard and Sylve wants this man to fuck off, Sylve sets some mood lighting for Galen to serenade Lars to. BUT my bitchass rolls another 1 in Charsima and Lars turned around...and said GTFO. Galen was dragged out by Sylve begging for a second chance.

There may be a second chance...

And a fanfiction.

Nikolai: Why are you upside down?

Nav, upside down: Why are you rightside up?

Everyone’s all like “Be what you want to attract”

I want someone who will worship me like Gomez worships Morticia. What I gotta do?

Asra Nadia Julian Muriel Portia Lucio More

Sascha: No one likes a show off.

Ash: Unless what they’re showing off is dope as fuck.

Sascha: Fuck! You're right.

:distant sobbing: Juliette is so cute!

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Remember the Animal Crossing and Villainous Nights crossover I did last year? WHAT IF, this time around, they’re actual animals.  Inspired by this tweet

MC: My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose, everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose!

Hydra: My grandfather’s nose was blown off in the war so that song is a filthy lie.

Yvette: I'm dating Y/N.

Vinca: I knew your standards were low but I didn't think that low, goddamnit, Yvette.

Jessa: Well you know what? Pain makes you a better person. And-

Juliette: Is that true? I think it just hurts.

Liora: They are definitely plotting something.

Xenia: Maybe they’re scheming.

Liora: No, scheming looks different. They’re definitely plotting.

August: I’m so risky now! Last night I went to a crazy club! And this morning I ate yogurt that was 2 days past the “eat by” date. I am like a maniac!!!

Jett: This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn’t make any sense.

Remy: …so you’ll do it?

Jett: For you? Of course.

Arin: I thought you were dead!

JD: I get that a lot.

Mackenzie: [rings doorbell]

Medusa, from inside: I HAVE A GUN.

Mackenzie, panicked: No, Medusa, it’s Mac!

Medusa, opening the door: Oh...Hello, Mac.

Alex: I’m a God.

Arin: You yelled “shut up” at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely coincidence. You have no power.

Galen: Shut it. They’re a God.

Arin: Get out of the chair.

Alex: Maybe you could reconsider how you’re asking.

Arin:

Arin: Get the fuck out of the chair.

Galen: I’m wanted in a couple states.

Galen: Fifty, actually.