Merry meet, dear. I am a sarcastic poet.
Let me paint a scene so you can get to know me better...
We meet in a library...the library of lost dreams and found love. It is very quiet except the gentle flutter of pages and fingers going across the spines of century old books. Now...you sit in front of a person with almond brown skin and honey coloured eyes.
They seem to be humming “La Vie en Rose”
They are writing a note to “Beloved” whoever could that be...You wonder before waving your hand trying to get their attention. They gently tell you to hold on before signing off the letter with a cursive R. After you talk for a couple of moments they finally introduce themself.
Good Afternoon, I am Noir. You typically wouldn’t find me here, I enjoy writing in the comfort of my home but a friend of mine informed me of this library and...well I couldn’t stay away. I am a writer, you’d see a lot of writing on my page, as well as poetry. I grew up writing, my mother is a published authour and that is my goal if I can focus long enough.
Anywho...I must be going, I have to store this letter somewhere safe. Have a good day, hm?
(My equvilent of bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes)
I am Satan! Or Salem. Whatever you prefer! I am male [AFAB] and I go by He/His/Theirs. I am omnisexual, demiromantic. I am a writer! My writing account is @satan-was-a-writer.
I will fuck you up. Don't try me. I AM male but I identify as Satan. I will be straight up with you. If I don't like you. I will tell you. Don't get on the wrong side of me.
@dani-maricruz8 - My Mother @angstyanon0 - My Best Friend @nevess - My Sister
Lady Gaga Lil Darkie Doja Cat Mother Mother Maneskin
Madison: I've been looking for my ponytail holders all morning-
*JD has every single one of her ponytail holders...in their hair*
JD: Morning!
Madison: Take them out.
JD: Take what out?
Madison: My hair ties.
Vanessa: I don't see any hair ties in JD's hair.
*Vanessa says glancing at JD before putting on a fair amount of black lipstick*
Madison: You seriously aren't putting up with this. Annabelle...you see the ponytail holders in JD's hair, correct?
*Annabelle looks over at JD for a long moment*
Annabelle: Nope ^^ But your hair looks good down. You should keep it that way~ It makes you look hot.
Madison *with a slightly red face*: I am so done with this Sorority.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE TITTIES TOO!!!!
x
What's your type? Me:
Powerful black women
Juliette: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t us crash at your place.
Lorelei: You people already know too much about me.
Andi: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let us crash at your place.
@angstyanon0 Here you go!
You walk with a limp, excruciating pain radiating from your leg. Not enough to make you cry but just enough to make you grimace in pain every time you have to move it. Bela materialized from the flies. “Hey Y/N! How was wo- Holy- Alright, don’t say a word, stop moving your muscles. I’ll be back with mother.” Your eyes widen as you raise your hand to stop her but she’s already disappeared in the flies.
“Mother!” Echoes reverberate throughout the castle. “Bela, what happened?” You hear Daniela. “Y/N’s injured!” “Alert mother immediately!” Cassandra huffs, materialing in front of you.
"Afternoon, if you'll accompany me..." Cassandra begins to drag you along, but your shriek of pain causes her to come to a halt. “Right. Injured. Sit tight. Mother will be here any second.”
“Cassandra, I’m alright-” “Y/N?!”
Ah shit.
That voice was always familiar to you. It was always calm and controlled, but today was not one of those times. Alcina's tone was tense, even panicked. That frenzied energy lights her eyes when you meet them.
“What happened?” She cradles your face with her hand, when you hiss in pain she withdraws her hand to look at your cheek. “Burns.” When you try to get up, pain overtakes your body. When you collapse onto the couch, however, the agony is just as intense if not worse.
“Y/N!” “I’m fine! I’m fine!” “No, you are not ‘fine’.”
She takes you up in her arms as you try to get up again, preparing to show her how obviously not “fine” you are. "I'm not going to let you do that again." She returns her gaze to her girls, who are equally worried and anxious.
“Thank you, my lovely daughters.” They all nod before disappearing in a flurry of flies. You can hear a conversation between them start. As she held you in her arms, her rich fragrance enveloped you. She hasn't spoken anything since the two of you arrived, but her eyes are a raging torrent of emotion. She gently presses you into the bed, inflicting you less agony than you've previously endured.
“Alcina?”
Her eyes meet yours in the mirror.
“Yes, draga mea?” “What’s wrong?” “You’re hurt, and you’re acting as if it’s not important.” “Because it isn’t!” “No more words.”
You go silent, and she continues to look for something; you can feel the stress building in her shoulders as she searches.
“What are you looking for-” “Please, give me a moment.”
You go silent once more. She hums as she finds a small container. It’s burn cream. She walks toward you. “Remove your garments, I need to see everything; All of the burns, the marks, everything.” You nod, undressing as much as you can without hurting yourself more. When you begin to take off your pants, she stops you with a finger.
She applies the burn cream where needed and tended to your leg herself. She whispered a curse under her breath when she found out your leg was broken. She looked at you with the softest look before looking down at your leg again. Using only the softest fabric, she wrapped your leg and sat behind you.
She softly drew you to her and propped your leg up on one of her cushions. Her head rested on yours as she held you close. "Draga mea...I'm furious with you." As she kissed your forehead, her voice was sweet. "Do you realize how important you are to me? You mean everything to me, understand?"
When you look up at her, all you see is genuine emotion. She meant everything she said. She draws you in a little closer. You had frightened her; you had upset her. "I understand."
“Good. Now you should attempt to get some rest. I'll watch over you.”
I live in her CASTLE dude. You should see the amount of maidens in and out. She is not straight.
I personally talked to Alcina and she said she don’t do that straight shit y’all, sorry to be a bearer of bad news
Sascha: No one likes a show off.
Ash: Unless what they’re showing off is dope as fuck.
Sascha: Fuck! You're right.
My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be.
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