Called Out

Called Out

Called Out

More Posts from Satan-was-a-himbo and Others

3 years ago

Juliette: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Poison, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Juliette:

Juliette: fsh


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3 years ago

Song: Lunchbox Friends by Melanie Martinez

That's why my 2022 started off depressing.

the title of the last song you listened to is how ur 2022's gonna go


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3 years ago

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.8

Xenia: I don't see why you are angry...

Vinca: They were talking about me fucking Joan.

Yvette: They are right though...I don't understand why you're in your feelings.

*Yvette puts on her white gloves*

Yvette: Can we speed up this conversation? I have something to do. Say any girls name and I swear on everything that is sinful.

Vinca: I'm not.

Yvette: Mmm...Good.

Xenia: Was it how Runa said it?

Vinca: Yeah.

Xenia: The know it all tone or I'm better than you tone.

Vinca: Both.

Xenia: You'll be fine. She's just teasing you.

Vinca: I know that! But it still irritates me.

Xenia and Yvette: Then stop being irritated. Simple.

Vinca: Never thought of that.

*Vince rolls her eyes*

Xenia: Don't roll your eyes at me. I won't be afraid to put you in your place.

Yvette: I was about to say the same thing.

*Yvette walks off leaving Xenia and Vinca alone*

Vinca: I don't want to talk to you anymore. Bye.

*Xenia rolls her eyes as Vinca walks away*


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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.14

Alex walks in with two cups of coffee, handing one to Lorelei

Alex: Good Morning, Lorelei

They smile softly, at her and she nods in acknowledgment.

Lorelei: Thank you.

Alex: No problem.

Wrath: We aren't playing smash or pass with the girls in the locker room...it's rude.

Onyx: It's an honest opinion! Please?

Lorelei: I agree with Wrath...

Alex: Same here.

A beat of silence passes.

Onyx: Clothes...Clothes! Alex Cyprin! Who are you wearing?

Alex: Excuse me...what?

Onyx: Clothing style? Brand?

Alex: Oh...um...

They look at their clothes

Alex: Clothing?

Onyx: :sigh: Lorelei! Who are you wearing?

Lorelei: You can see what I'm wearing-

Onyx: Yeah...and that's a hot outfit...Damn...Wrath, who are you wearing?

Wrath: Ah...Calvin Klein.

Onyx: At least, you did it correctly! I'm wearing Ava Max by the way.

Onyx twirls making the rest of the group laugh.


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3 years ago

Elvira looks sly as all hell

Elvira Looks Sly As All Hell

I saw this going around and I just (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

It's Shin and I, we got each other flowers ♡

I Saw This Going Around And I Just (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

And then me 'n the himbos<3

Joseph and I are going out for the night

I Saw This Going Around And I Just (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Caesar and I going for a nice picnic

I Saw This Going Around And I Just (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

🏷️@satmitsuplanet @dongiovannaswife @amethystsoda @kallikrein @notsocoolnana @sukunasbabymama @dancingintherainwithchifuyu @scandalous-writing

4 years ago

“Kryptonite...”

“Kryptonite...”

Lucinda POV:

Why, did I do this? Who in their actual right mind would go with a woman who they don't know? Well. Me! I am in a car with a woman I call Crimson. We are in total silence. I'm watching her out of the corner of my eye."What are you dreaming about, what's on your mind?" I glance over, "Thinking." She turns her body toward me. "Diamond for your thoughts?"

"I thought it was a penny..." She grins, toying with her serpent ring. "Hm, well, pennies are useless to me. Plus, I feel like diamonds would convince you to tell me what those big doe eyes of yours are dazing about." I discover my face a new shade of red. "I'm thinking about how did I get into a car with a woman whom I don't know the first name of." She chuckles, softly caressing my hand.

"I guess it's about time I tell you." She smirks, softly kissing my hand. I don't recoil this time, surprisingly. "Vivienne Tang," I beam, hesitantly kiss her cheek, murmuring in her ear. "Lucinda Valentine." Before I pull away, her gloved hand encased my cheek, luring me into a deliberate searing kiss. My mind is already running at a mile a minute. Holy- She is an AMAZING kisser.

I smile softly against her lips, biting her bottom lip as we pull away. her eyes widen, "You're immune?! How are you still conscious?!" I gawk at her for a moment. We kiss and the first thing you say is "You're immune, how are you still conscious?" Damn, Vivienne. I wasn't conscious for long because my head was spinning and my vision was blurring.

Vivienne POV:

After my kiss with Lucinda, I was genuinely concerned with why she was still awake. My lipstick's poison and it knocks someone out, instantaneously. She's different, Special.  She is special if she didn't want me when she laid eyes on me. She probably desired to taunt me...Make me want her instead of her wanting me.

Lucinda looks more adorable when she is asleep. But, I adore staring into her eyes...and her innocent face. I want to take that. I'd rather take her innocence than her life. I want her eyes on me, and only me. Her big, innocent doe eyes. I want those eyes heavy with desire. The desire that she wants me, needs me. Zoe spoke up from the front of the car. "Carmen Sandiego we're at your house, have a nice night."

I look at Zoe, my friend since 20. "You too, but don't hermit like you usually do." She laughs, as I drag the unconscious Lucinda out of the car. "Sure," I playfully swat her arm, "Oh, whatever." I grin before shutting the door. "You have a good night too, Nikolai." He lets out a low growl. "Just get inside the house, Tang."

I roll my eyes, dragging her limp body into the living room. I grab a few blankets, some pillows, my phone and sit in front of the fireplace. Waiting for Valentine to wake up, I silently read, "How to keep yourself hidden."

I hear the groan from the woman in question. I smile closing my book, looking that way. "Are you doing well?" Lucinda walks over to me and sits with me on the floor. "I guess...where are we?" I smile, resisting my urge to pull her into another lust-filled kiss. "We are at my safe haven...or my home...I prefer building of secrets." She gives me a cat-like smile, "Secrets hm? You have me intrigued, Mistress Tang."

I smirk, "When I get a boyfriend." Lucinda glances at me, puzzled. "Which is never," Her face dropped. "You do have a chance to get a boyfriend." I snap back with a bit of hostility in my tone, "I will never love a man." I could see how taken aback she was as she softly moved away. "Sorry, darling...You can stay close," She instantly backed up more. "Mi amour...what's wrong?" She was now out of arm's length.

"I don't like the pet names, Vivienne," I glimpse at my phone. "Oh...my bad sweetheart...it's a bad habit." She rolls her eyes, getting close to me. "I can see that," I smirk, setting a soft kiss to her lips. The kiss grows more hungry, heated...intimate. She recoiled when my hands started to tease the sensitive flesh of her inner thigh. "What's wrong, lover?" Her voice was almost a whisper. "No," My face went from, I want more to What did you just say to me.

I jeer, "Excuse me...what?" She lifted her voice, "I said no. If you want me. You have to be patient...Let our relationship build from friendship. I want to grow slow...I don't want to be fast...I'm not one to talk about the past but I want to go as slow as me and Inez's relationship was." I stiffen, that name sounded so familiar, too familiar for my liking.

I wanted to raise my voice, tell her that no isn't an answer, that no one says no to me. I want to tell her that slow is for the weak. But I don't. "Okay, if you want to be just friends that's fine." I want her to still want to be around me...There are those words again...I want her...

What do I want from this innocent woman?


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3 years ago

This happened this month. I am so scared 😂

satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
3 years ago

I'm sobbing!

Goddesses! Bela's reaction!

The ladies when you’re wearing a tight pair of pants and your ass be POPPIN’

Do with that what you will

Alcina:

The Ladies When You’re Wearing A Tight Pair Of Pants And Your Ass Be POPPIN’

Bela:

The Ladies When You’re Wearing A Tight Pair Of Pants And Your Ass Be POPPIN’

Cassandra:

The Ladies When You’re Wearing A Tight Pair Of Pants And Your Ass Be POPPIN’

Daniela:

The Ladies When You’re Wearing A Tight Pair Of Pants And Your Ass Be POPPIN’

Donna:

The Ladies When You’re Wearing A Tight Pair Of Pants And Your Ass Be POPPIN’

Sal:

The Ladies When You’re Wearing A Tight Pair Of Pants And Your Ass Be POPPIN’

Miranda:

The Ladies When You’re Wearing A Tight Pair Of Pants And Your Ass Be POPPIN’

🤣🤣🤣 .. Here you are, dear 🤣

3 years ago

Juliette: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t us crash at your place.

Lorelei: You people already know too much about me.

Andi: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let us crash at your place.


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My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

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