You Know What I Want?? 

someone make this a fic pls 

pls lmk if this is wrong but i think ruby stopped skateboarding after ftf which is just so tragic bc imagine ruby skating through the hallways at spectrum or smthing while waiting for LB to yell at her 

reblog if u love winona ryder, really love winona ryder, or are in love with winona ryder

all the emotions 

im just a normal girl . i sit near a body of water and immediately experience the entire range of human emotions

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

This article was posted on the 10th August 2021.

Heres a link to the crowd funding page for Rukhsana Media.

I just think that clancy crew becoming the fastest swimmer on the twinford middle school swim team becuase he was so scared and just wanted to get out of the water is so incredibly funny

hi this is for the ruby redfort ask game if you’re still doing it

hitch - 2, 7, 11, 21, 24

the silent g - 1, 9, 15, 18

ms drisco - 8, 13, 19

thank you!!

Hitch:

2) When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you've sent me a character I don't like) I think I always liked him. What can I say, he's a charming man.

7) A quote of them that you remember: Telling Clanyc not to be a church boy :)

11) What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character? This man who LIVES in suits just being the coolest ever. Like, a straight up comic book hero kinda guy. Sorta cliche but it works becuase HE'S SO COOL

21) When do you think they were at their happiest? Not sure honestly. I like to imagine he's very happy when he's working in the field, doing what he loves yk

24) What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone? He actually might've said this (oops) but as much as he loves Ruby he'd love to be relocated and work as a field agent again

The silent g (i like that lol):

My first impression of them: Evil, ngl. Maybe this is becuase I read the book for the first time when I was like, eight, but I thought he was gonna turn out to be actually bad.

9) Your least favorite outfit of them: All of them, I don't think he's style is that good tbh 😭 just plain brown 70s suits. Maybe tweed idk

15) Worst storyline they had: Being a dick

18) How do you think they were as a kid? (Like, were they shy, noisy, wild, etc): Very prim, very proper, very annoying. A total suck up to his teachers, but he secretly hated them and just wanted to be on their good side. Very sneaky, obviously, very smart and a massive show off who no one could stand :)

Mrs Drisco:

8) Your favorite outfit of them: All of then #grandmacore

13) Your favorite friendship they have: Her + her cats ofc

19) The most random ship you've seen people have with them: None, thank god 😭

lol apologies for abandoning this acc for a bit 

20 and 16 for hitch?

hi!! v sorry this took so long

16) A childhood headcanon: Strikes me as a very nature oriented kid. Probably obsessed with the Amazon and all it's little bugs and birds yk? Probably wanted to be a naturalist. That kinda thing

20) A weird headcanon: Meticulous manners. Especially as far as table manners go, with cutlery and stuff like that. This makes sense, becuase he's a butler and all, but I mean people are actually shocked by how polite he has the capacity to be

If she blinded you with science maybe you should have been following lab safety protocols and wearing your goggles