The Main Thing That Puts Me Off Of Playing Chess Is That There Is 2000 Years Of Gameplay That Hundreds

god 

A terrifying yet thrilling thought: Charlie Dalton meeting Ferris Bueller

The world would not be prepared for that epic crossover

me: it's lazy to just give joel and wednesday the same dynamic of morticia and gomez, where's the fun in that? I think it's way more fun to give them something different but still as fantastical

the ending of addams family values: a boy, a girl, an open grave

me: omg a boy, a girl and an open grave :O

everyone needs a clancy crew kinda friend in their life 

including me 

Ahhh mouse!!!

the lack of mouse huxtable content out there is criminal

man seeing old posts of mine in the ruby redfort tag is so weird

my personal Clancy Crew headcanon (if rr was modern) is that he fucking loves Google Earth. Like he will spend hours going to all these different places, especially ones in the ocean and just ‘explore’. he does all the quizzes and games too. Ruby thinks its weird and tries telling him it would be better irl but he obviously doesn’t listen :) 

don’t know where this came from but it feels right 

can we please acknowledge the fact that TYLB is absolutely TERRIFYING??? 

like THERE IS A LITERAL SEA MONSTER ON THE COAST OF TWINFORD. a sea monster that eats people and forces them to tell the truth if they escape with their life like that is some fantasy shit and no one questions it?? also ruby and clancy nearly drowning in that cave full of sharks + a sea monster??

terrifying, I tell you

I’m sorry i’m so inactive rn but i’ve just moved schools so that’s been... a lot, but i have a bunch of headcanons I wanna post soon :)

Do you have a list or something of your favourite academic/theory books? 🥺

sure! all of them should be available on libgen, so enjoy 🧚🏻‍♀️ i did focus on cultural histories rather than theory, though, otherwise it would get too long. virtually all of them are published by the academic presses, and well-sourced and peer-reviewed. no pseudoscience in this household, no sirree! (also, none of them have anything to do with my actual field of study. i’m just like that)

— Medieval Ghost Stories: An Anthology of Miracles, Marvels and Prodigies, — Fallen Bodies: Pollution, Sexuality, and Demonology in the Middle Ages, — After Lives: A Guide to Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory, — Darkness: A Cultural History, — Eccentricity and the Cultural Imagination in Nineteenth-Century Paris, — Angels & Angelology in the Middle Ages, — Enchanted Europe: Superstition, Reason, and Religion 1250-1750, — Bedeviled: A Shadow History of Demons in Science, — The Extraordinary and the Everyday in Early Modern England, — Landscapes of Fear, — Strangers, Gods and Monsters: Interpreting Otherness, — The Severed Head: Capital Visions, — Gothicka: Vampire Heroes, Human Gods, and the New Supernatural, — Frauds, Myths, and Mysteries: Science and Pseudoscience in Archaeology, — When the Dead Rise: Narratives of the Revenant, from the Middle Ages to the Present Day, — Mystics and Messiahs: Cults and New Religions in American History, — Religion and Its Monsters, — On Monsters: An Unnatural History of Our Worst Fears, — The Prince of Darkness: Radical Evil and the Power of Good in History, — Visions of the End: Apocalyptic Traditions in the Middle Ages, — Medieval Robots: Mechanism, Magic, Nature, and Art, — Gods and Robots: Myths, Machines, and Ancient Dreams of Technology, — From Gods to God: How the Bible Debunked, Suppressed, Or Changed Ancient Myths and Legends, — A Cabinet of Byzantine Curiosities: Strange Tales and Surprising Facts from History's Most Orthodox Empire, — Women Who Fly: Goddesses, Witches, Mystics, and Other Airborne Females, — The Spectral Arctic: A History of Dreams and Ghosts in Polar Exploration, — Strange Histories: The Trial of the Pig, the Walking Dead, and Other Matters of Fact from the Medieval and Renaissance Worlds, — Discerning Spirits: Divine and Demonic Possession in the Middle Ages, — Grimoires: A History of Magic Books, — Dark Tongues: The Art of Rogues and Riddlers,

etc, etc, etc. 

RUBYYYYY

Guess who rediscovered an interest in Ruby Redfort of all things?

Background inspired by the inside cover of Pick Your Poison!

i have nothing to post im so sad ☹️