Someone Make This A Fic Pls 

I think it would be really funny if Froghorn was like, a wild punk drummer when he was a teenager. im not sure if something might have happened to sober him up, or if maturity just hit him like a truck, but the idea of him with a bashed up kit in a dingy bar somewhere screaming along to All Along the Watchtower with his friends lives in my head rent free.

My gender is whatever they were doing with the crimson peak costuming

ya know that one tiktok edit audio where its like 

seek them out know one by one, dropping bodies like a nun etc etc, 

if that doesn’t have major lorelei von leyden vibes idk what does tbh. 

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

fox news now literally just looks like the shitposts my friends and i make. this fucking rips

ugh plants <3<3<3<3

The science of beauty

Botanist mood board🌿

“gay people didn’t exist in the 80s,” someone says into the microphone. we all boo.

“no,” someone calls from the audience. “he’s right.” it’s the duffer brothers.

1/?

okay okay okay so the Bradley Baker/LB era of Ruby Redfort is the same as the marauders era of Harry Potter and is also the same as the VFD era in A Series Of Unfortunate Events 😭

me w ruby 

I love you my neither alive nor dead girl. My transient girl. My girl in purgatory. My Schrödinger’s cat girl. My girl in limbo

was the nintendo even out in the 70s?? what did people look like in the 70s??

anyway these are not very canon-esqu but i don’t care, they all look like this in my mind (or something like this)