Guys, if ... was an animal they would be... Ruby Redfort edition
Hitch: Siberian Tiger
Ruby: squirrel
LB: lion
Blacker: Bear
Froghorn: Ostrich
Your questions have been recieved, and will be answered the moment we're all on break. In the meantime... meet the team! And don't go spreading these files around just anywhere, buster. This is highly classified data.
I think it would be really funny if Froghorn was like, a wild punk drummer when he was a teenager. im not sure if something might have happened to sober him up, or if maturity just hit him like a truck, but the idea of him with a bashed up kit in a dingy bar somewhere screaming along to All Along the Watchtower with his friends lives in my head rent free.
the silent g!!
The fandom bug has struck again and Ruby Redfort is the unfortunate victim. Obviously, since my character preferences are basically Adopt an Asshole™️, I latched onto the good ol' Silent G
my headcannon for him basically revolves around him being workplace asshole by day and Anxious Gay by night. A lot of his behaviour points towards him being really insecure, so I figured it would be fun to play around with that and explore his character a bit
hi this is for the ruby redfort ask game if you’re still doing it
hitch - 2, 7, 11, 21, 24
the silent g - 1, 9, 15, 18
ms drisco - 8, 13, 19
thank you!!
Hitch:
2) When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you've sent me a character I don't like) I think I always liked him. What can I say, he's a charming man.
7) A quote of them that you remember: Telling Clanyc not to be a church boy :)
11) What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character? This man who LIVES in suits just being the coolest ever. Like, a straight up comic book hero kinda guy. Sorta cliche but it works becuase HE'S SO COOL
21) When do you think they were at their happiest? Not sure honestly. I like to imagine he's very happy when he's working in the field, doing what he loves yk
24) What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone? He actually might've said this (oops) but as much as he loves Ruby he'd love to be relocated and work as a field agent again
The silent g (i like that lol):
My first impression of them: Evil, ngl. Maybe this is becuase I read the book for the first time when I was like, eight, but I thought he was gonna turn out to be actually bad.
9) Your least favorite outfit of them: All of them, I don't think he's style is that good tbh 😭 just plain brown 70s suits. Maybe tweed idk
15) Worst storyline they had: Being a dick
18) How do you think they were as a kid? (Like, were they shy, noisy, wild, etc): Very prim, very proper, very annoying. A total suck up to his teachers, but he secretly hated them and just wanted to be on their good side. Very sneaky, obviously, very smart and a massive show off who no one could stand :)
Mrs Drisco:
8) Your favorite outfit of them: All of then #grandmacore
13) Your favorite friendship they have: Her + her cats ofc
19) The most random ship you've seen people have with them: None, thank god 😭
rr asks: Miles Froghorn 11 and 13
thanks!!
11) What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character? this very agitated, prematurely aging man trying SO HARD to not explode at the seams any time ruby opens her mouth
13) Your favorite friendship they have: does he have any friends 😭contradictory ik, but i think maybe ruby? they aren't really friends, but they do kinda have this mutual..thing together. they're both super ambitious so them egging each other on is kinda productive, seeing how far they'll go to one up each other. and the dynamic is fun lol
LB: Redfort, I'm curious. What do you see as the height of stupidity?
Ruby:
Ruby: How tall is Agent Froghorn?
I’m like, fairly sure that Ruby would never end up taking L.B’s place. She seems way too spontaneous to want that kind of a position, so I kinda think she’d stay a field agent as long as she can, and foghorn would do it loll
that is if she lives long enough to even be able to become L.B’s replacement
Ok so here’s something new. I’m gonna put characters I personally don’t have a fancast for and if you do cast a vote in comments or reblog!! (This is your personal fancast and there can be so many different ones!!)
Who would you cast for Froghorn?
You know what I want??
I want backstories on all the referenced adult Spectrum agents. I wanna know how they were recruited, why they were recruited, who recruited them, how they did on *the test,* I wanna know everything.
like, who recruited Harper?
how did Blacker find his way to L.B when he was first recruited?
what was Froghorn’s first day like?
why was hitch recruited?
I need answers pls someone write a fic ab this 😭
headcanon that froghorn takes over and ruby works as head of a codes department or something, kinda acts like blacker, and when froghorn is trying his best to be a tough serious boss, ruby will bring up some stupid shit froghorn did forty, fifty years ago and piss him off
everyone else laughs
Ruby would canonically be 60 years old this year and i HATE THAT