Someone Who Hasn’t Watch Star Trek, Please Explain This Picture

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

baby girl your speech patterns make no sense. im in love with you

Genuinely I think if you have ever come up with a headcanon about a real human person, especially regarding their gender or sexuality, or sat down and written fanfiction about them, you should take a serious critical look about the way you engage with media. It’s creepy and dehumanizing to do and you really should not ever be treating real people the same way you’d treat fake ones for reasons that seem incredibly obvious but clearly aren’t

reblog this to give whoever u rb'd this from a lil smiley face sticker on their cheek

Crow with Fries by Peter Reiquam 

(Les Gove Park, Auburn, Washington USA)

This has over a million notes at the time I’m reblogging what are y’all good?

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

French Onion Friday wishing everyone a beautiful soup 

hnggg... pleas...oshawott with hard hat ...hngg..ty

OSHAwott lol