Genuinely I Think If You Have Ever Come Up With A Headcanon About A Real Human Person, Especially Regarding

Damn my that last paragraph hit so hard

TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a “bird”, a “birb”, and a “borb”, featuring such gems as:

I got tired of loving you, because there was never any reciprocity from you. Illustrations and goods by Kelsey Oseid (kelzuki).

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Hey. Large chest people that want it to be smaller and flatter. I have a tip for you.

I am a trans man. I have an h cup chest. That is not a typo, not a brag, and not an invitation to sexually harass me. This means I have about 4 pounds of breast. This means that binders do not work for me. There’s not enough structure in the compression to keep that much weight in place.

I wore a sports bra under my binder, for a time- it kept things in place, and the binder flattened. This isn’t really safe and I recommend against it. It also never actually got me looking masc- I tended to look like I had between a c or b cup. TransTape I discarded too- it’s just not sturdy enough.

Enter Enell. Specifically, the Enell Sport High Impact Bra.

I want you to look at the construction of that sports bra. It clasps in the front. This flattens the chest. And since it’s a sports bra designed for busty people, it LOCKS everything in place. When I wear my Enell sports bra, I do not bounce. It also gets me looking like I have an a cup at worst- and at best, when I layer, I actually look masc.

Admittedly, they’re not cheap. That one’s 66$. But I’ve tried even custom binders, and they don’t work as well as Enell. I was actually contemplating a custom built corset before I found Enell. Enell is also much, much safer than layering compression, since it is being used as intended (sort of). As a bonus, you can actually exercise in it- it’s a sports bra!

I will note that they use their own sizing system, so you will have to measure yourself.

Happy binding!

Saying the quiet part out loud. The west is demanding blood - the deaths of millions of Chinese people - in order to sustain Apple’s stock price a little longer.

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

I hate you <3

if i was the author of the "boyfriends" webcomic i would post one final update where the nerd one and blonde one get in a horrific car accident while the blonde one is driving. its not his fault, it's not anyones fault, but the car is left in a crumpled heap regardless. blonde one survives but the nerd one unfortunately is declared dead on the scene. it ends with the three surviving guys at his funeral (closed casket). the blonde guy reaches for the goth one's hand and the goth one pulls away with a look of resentment, while the tall one just stares into space, expressionless. we realize there's now a seemingly insurmountable gap of grief between the three of them, with the path to healing unclear and the future uncertain. that's how the comic ends. and then i would delete all my social media

no joke i really love discovering a fandom for some weird show or internet thing ive never heard of in my life and then promptly discovering that said random is batshit and full of the most vicious hateful infighting possible

So, I really like doing Picrews but I’m also Black, SO! I decided to compile a list of picrews and dolls that had a wide range of skin tones, option for Black facial features and Black hair options THAT MAKE SENSE. If you find anymore please add on! These are my favs to go back to 😁

Djarn Charater maker

Smile Maker

Icon Maker-Star Wars

Icon Maker by Magenta Girl

Adorable Character

Vintage Western Girl

BAYDEWS AVATER MAKER

Specs Maker

Hummm Girl

Girl Maker

Poicon Maker

Aloha! Sushicore Icon

Space Princess

Me

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.