This Has Over A Million Notes At The Time I’m Reblogging What Are Y’all Good?

One day soon I'm going to log on to this app and my whole dash will be crabs and that's how I'll find out the queen died

bye

Is anybody who had a crush of Roderick Heffley still straight and/or cisgender? No? Thought so

Reblog and put in the tags if you’re better at tolerating hot or cold temperatures.

Kitty!

thi s one wins

Falling asleep is the one goal you accomplish by pretending you’ve already accomplished it

what I love about tumblr blaze is that it forces people to realize how insulated their bubbles are. tumblr IS really good at allowing users to curate their own personalized experiences, but it also means that people start to think that the drama, opinions, and experiences of their little online sphere is shared by the majority of tumblr (it’s not), so when they blaze their posts they’re just airing their dirty laundry to people that are outside of their echo chamber, and dealing with the consequences of people not automatically agreeing with them. and let me tell you it is delicious to watch

heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)