Baby Girl Your Speech Patterns Make No Sense. Im In Love With You

reblog and put in the tags your favorite wilbur soot song that isn’t from your city gave me asthma

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You guys really can't coordinate a kung pow penis huh. You've tried twice now

bye

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Remembering the post about how it’s normal for this generation to have two completely different conversations at once while talking to one friend about how WP must stand for Whore Piss and another about how I’ve almost lost several friends to depression.

Look at this lol

It was the nearest I've come in weeks to threatening that if you kids don't settle down in the back, I'm just going to turn this car around and nobody gets to go to grandma's house.

And then I had to explain that it was a joke and, no, I can't and won't unilaterally cancel a show that cost Amazon and the BBC many tens of millions of make and which we've already shot, just because some people were getting huffy on Twitter. Sigh.

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”