French Onion Friday Wishing Everyone A Beautiful Soup 

I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf

Damn my that last paragraph hit so hard

TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a “bird”, a “birb”, and a “borb”, featuring such gems as:

Look at this lol

It was the nearest I've come in weeks to threatening that if you kids don't settle down in the back, I'm just going to turn this car around and nobody gets to go to grandma's house.

And then I had to explain that it was a joke and, no, I can't and won't unilaterally cancel a show that cost Amazon and the BBC many tens of millions of make and which we've already shot, just because some people were getting huffy on Twitter. Sigh.

I like going on these rambles in my head and I talk about things going on currently in my life in past tense like I’m telling a store to somebody in the future and it makes everything feel just a little bit better

in my divorce era but i've never gotten married and divorced

Floral Knight by Marine Saillard

Me

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

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