Dracula Daily Sketch For May 12th. In Which The Count Goes For A Midnight Stroll.

DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

the nights sister carpenter refers to as "the worst nights of her life" are related to the horrible things she did to other people, rather than the horrible things other people did to her

YOU’VE HEARD OF DARK ACADEMIA/COTTAGECORE

now get ready for

DARK NATURALISM

- studying by the open window of ur house, feeling the breeze

- reading murder mysteries in a field of green green grass

- mysterious forces in the woods

- ignoring mysterious forces in the woods bc you have a midterm tomorrow

- following mysterious forces at 3 am because you’re done revising but couldn’t sleep anyways from all the tea

- tights and light plaid skirts;reds and maroons and whites;button downs;dresses of all kinds

-trousers either ankle length or rolled to be so;lightweight jackets;linen

i’m not explaining this well hehejs

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

Radishes are overachievers

HAS THIS BEEN DONE YET?? WELL IT HAS NOW

TRULY, THEY ARE PARALLELS OF ONE ANOTHER

Hayward is hard to place because it changes depending on what season you’re on.

Spot on with the rest though

TSV Character Alignments

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Ancantha

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: High Prophet Faulkner, sibling Rane, Paige, Vaughn, Shrue

Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: sister Carpenter, Gage, Val

Looks like could kill you, will kill you: Daggler, Mercer

Hayward not listed bc idk where to put him :/ he's either looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you or looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll but idk which

The Blues Brothers (1980)