the nights sister carpenter refers to as "the worst nights of her life" are related to the horrible things she did to other people, rather than the horrible things other people did to her
every college thesis should discuss how and why this is the greatest video in the entire filmography of the human race
getting inspired to create stuff is honestly the meaning of life. like i found a great story and now i wanna make a cool story too. literally could there be any better feeling
Basically.
Eskew episode 10, Performance: Terrible no good corporate brainstorming session (with specific mention of a brainstorming wall)
Silt Verses season 1, episode 7: Terrible no good corporate brainstorming session (with specific mention of a brainstorming whiteboard)
Silt verses season 3, episode 10: Terrible no good corporate brainstorming session (with specific mention of pinning ideas to a "wall of illumination")
This is becoming a pattern… is this a cry for help?
*leans into mic* yes, it is
In the centuries to come, future archaeologists will be bemused by a crude form of false democracy in which a group of workers were ordered to write as many ill-conceived ideas on a wall as possible in the belief that this was a form of strategy, when in fact it was merely giving them a sense of participation in the organisational changes that would be inflicted upon them.
being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
time is fake
Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.
WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!
DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?
With zero hesitation, it’s Graham.
Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives):
he's regularly sent to flirt with cops and paramedics to hustle information out of them, he's the canonical office hottie and I, for once, think he was right to blow up those fucking clowns
Graham Casner (The White Vault):
Peter Joseph Lewis hottest voice of all time
Bad Writer. Occasional Artist. Big fan of agriculture.
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