Hayward Is Hard To Place Because It Changes Depending On What Season You’re On.

It’s cool it’s cool. There’s a monte cristo eventually

i have a spreadsheet list of every podcast i've listened to, and here was my "review" for midnight burger before i listened to that much of it lol

Yeah so THIS

Belongs in the post. Because “Praying to die useful so she achieved something” hurts so much and is maybe the best characterization of Sister Carpenter I’ve ever read.

the nights sister carpenter refers to as "the worst nights of her life" are related to the horrible things she did to other people, rather than the horrible things other people did to her

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

enough paintings of saints where they're looking heavenward in ecstatic agony or down with love and mercy on their onlookers as they ascend. we need more paintings where the martyr is looking accusatorily directly at the viewer.

every college thesis should discuss how and why this is the greatest video in the entire filmography of the human race

The 10th Kingdom (2000)

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

The English language deserves more terms on endearment that are used casually. I only ever hear them for relationships or in sarcasm and that is a real shame.

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days