Lucky I Wasn’t Born With A Dick Bc I’d Get Hard From Seeing A Beautiful Body Of Water

nobody ever talks about it but music is sriously good i think

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

I am in a huge need of $ and help, I am offering commissions in various styles, I'm 3 days away from the date I need to have my deposit by for the aprtment.

If I do not get this I will not be able to find another place and get into it, I'm lucky to have even gotten this place. I'm scared.

donations always accepted as well!

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

Behold ✨ Dancing Isopods ✨

Silly thing I did for a secret santa last year.

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

I will literally never get over how Jane Austen, in 1813, wrote a man accepting rejection by saying “well women always play hard to get so I’ll take your no as a yes”. And this is still accurate to this day.

Celebrity sighting.