I Accidentally Hit A Bug And Totaled My Car

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

Art by Artem Chebokha

just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

submissive and beheadable

life changing experience: girl listens to song she hasn't heard in years. it brings back all the emotions she felt back then.

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard