Pmeep - Pmeep

Everyone, including me, who's familiar with Pride and Prejudice: Hahahaha Mr. Collins' is so useless and thinks he's so fantastic at small talk, but he isn't.

Me at any given Christmas dinner party: WHAT EXCELLENT BOILED POTATOES- MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE I'VE SEEN SUCH AN EXEMPLARY VEGETABLE

would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written

More people need to understand the sexual appeal of armor

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

Herbert James Draper (British, 1863-1920)

By Summer Seas, 1912

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

they don't know about my infinite milk laundering scheme

finished painting studies w/ the og dregs….

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period

lucky i wasn’t born with a dick bc i’d get hard from seeing a beautiful body of water