rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew its purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question
the sickness got me acting like a victorian child
Silly thing I did for a secret santa last year.
dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs
google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?
you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police
if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene
who up sexualising the grotesque
[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them
i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up