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they just don't put gargoyles on roofs like they used to. buildings are so swagless these days

they used to spray me wuith cold water when i tried eating my favorite meal the Lovely potted plant

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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hey girl *starts bleeding out all over ur bathroom floor*

"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

Be honest. My keysmashing always has too many js and qs in it and thats why you won’t have sex with me. am i right?

You can believe in magic, but watch out.