bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree.
do u ever walk from a social interaction like damn. this is why i keep my mouth shut most of the time
girls will see the moon everyday and be like MOON!!!?!!!?!!?!!?
having a very much gender crisis. much different from the other gender crises i have had
broooo don't become part of me forever lmao don't leave my life with nothing but the memories behind broooo now I'm going to be haunted by a spectre of your influences on me for the rest of my life lmaoooo the people closest to me might hold your name in their tongues as long as they can see me dude that is so not cool
Sorry not sorry
bwaaaah
baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour
girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head
being aware that your behavior is shaped by childhood experiences is so cringe every time i notice it im like ooo look at her can't even get over what someone told him when she was 7. grow up
babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear
The best thing about being an artist is that you can draw what you want. Until you can't draw it. Then it's horrible being an artist.
“0 notes” is such a fucked up & evil thing to implement on this site. it feels so mean. so clinical. none of my mutuals will ever have to bear the burden of seeing it though. Not while i’m alive
one more to the pile!!
theyre inventing a new water bottle that never has enough water for how thirsty you are in the middle of the night. and theyre calling it the water bottle you alreaty own
op is a necromancer apologist
Mithraeum host club!!
I was walking home from work and thinking to myself… host club and Gideon the ninth. And here we are, many weeks later. Hope there’s a target audience out there to reach with this lolllll
internet safety tip: to protect your identity, you can start going by a "fake name" online. But Watch Out
it could be worse. i could be a sophomore in high school
really jealous of people who can just... do things. like they dont go through the 39 stages of grief before and the 47 stages of grief after. they just do it like its some adidas commercial. like the spirit of shia laboeuf possessed them. still sounds fake to me but whatever. good for them ig
why would i talk abt my issues when i can vague post on tumblr abt them
girls be like “im fighting demons” and the demon is a degree they chose for themselves
tumblrs for you page is wonderful when you follow real friends on here. one of yall likes poetry posts? my feed is full of poetry. fluff aus? nice and wholesome. dogs and cats? my hero academia? sure, thats all great.
if the person liking daddy kink posts could slow down a bit though, thatd be great.
if winter is for rest then summer is for being absolutely unhinged. swim in dubious bodies of water. sweat through every shirt you own. drink an unadvisable amount of iced coffee. chase after ice cream trucks. go wild at night when the sun goes down. fight mosquitos to the death. get heat rash. make fire.
girls with no car on grocery day