It Could Be Worse. I Could Be A Sophomore In High School

if winter is for rest then summer is for being absolutely unhinged. swim in dubious bodies of water. sweat through every shirt you own. drink an unadvisable amount of iced coffee. chase after ice cream trucks. go wild at night when the sun goes down. fight mosquitos to the death. get heat rash. make fire.

man the first time i heard abt him was the cabbage story he told on Would i Lie to You and he keeps getting better

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

necromancy is literally fine

i take being a girl gentleman very seriously never forget that

when people who only follow me on normie social medias are like ‘wow you’re never online you barely ever post’ im always like :) thank you :) yes I am extremely offline. without mentioning that I spend like 15 hours a day posting nonsense on a barely functional social media app that most people think shut down in 2018

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

Someone invited me to be here… was this a gift or a curse?

Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

the top of my feet and my back are so burnt

peak human experience today. took a long ass nap on the beach

heye every one.