Latest Posts by plutokin - Page 3

you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

ITS THE LAST STAND BABY!!!!!!!!

im usually a two-aleve-and-i'll-be-fine kind of person but today is a three-advil-two-extra-strength-tylenol-and-a-wearable-heating-pad kind of day

every week there is some kind of laundry. sick of it

i take being a girl gentleman very seriously never forget that

my (weird) ex keeps being weird on tiktok which is like, all things considered, the worst social media to try and stalk me on. like 1) i get notified every time someone looks at my profile and 2) i posted on there like two times freshman year of high school and havent touched my profile since. so like ur not being sneaky and ur not even finding anything out since i dont post. like at least on tumblr i'll overshare every once in a while (ex: this) + you can find my numerous side blogs dedicated to depressed necromancers

anyway this has been going on for like a month

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it’s my bedroom & i’m putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor

what a typical wednesday looks like

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

i wont talk about my feelings but i will instead be very passive aggressive and sad about them

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

"would preteen you be proud of current you" is complicated because preteen me didnt think we would ever be an adult. not in a dark way or anything, i just didnt realize the passage of time also applied to me

i dont think blue hair by tv girl is supposed to make me cry but damn dude. every time

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

pain is when heaven official's blessing season 2 is out but its premium only on crunchyroll, not on netflix, and my go-to illegal site only has the dub

i think i might have weird guy disorder :(

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

living in a dorm is so evil. i drove 2 hr and 30 min on a major interstate in florida rain with a semi trying to drown me for wHAT. an empty concrete shoebox?? i left my cats for this.

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant person wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and they want to call it a baby it’s a baby. if they're 20 weeks and they want to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if they're 39 weeks and call it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was their baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real