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hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

brains are so weird because why am i upset that i stopped taking my medication. over six years of taking a pill every night and now i dont have to?? i miss the routine. its been three weeks and i still feel like im forgetting something

man the first time i heard abt him was the cabbage story he told on Would i Lie to You and he keeps getting better

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

day 10 with broken elbow. turns out after one week of a splint + sling they take it off and just let you exist in the world all broken-like

bwaaaah

peak human experience today. took a long ass nap on the beach

one of lifes evil ironies is when a kid (undiagnosed w a hereditary phys/mental health issue) goes to their parent and says “hey im experiencing (symptom of undiagnosed hereditary disorder) should we do something about that” and parent (also undiagnosed) goes “no thats normal i also experience that dont worry”

why did tumblr mess up my tags so bad?? i do not appreciate it

hey guys btw when they tell u to wear ur retainer they r not lying. dont ask me how i know

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now