I’m Waiting

Someone: "Guess what?"

Me: "What?"

Me, before they can say anything more: "Hey! I guessed right!"

Despite all the jokes, it turned out none of us had 20 20 vision

If there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, is there a sidewalk to purgatory?

http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1519252401 (via showerponderings)

No, it's either a ramp or a long, ugly-carpeted hallway.

Times are tough

Priorities, people!

Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme

Choose common sense over conspiracy.

49? That many states left?

49 States 😤😤😤

He Deserves A Peace Prize

So true

You never really pay attentiom to how many cars of a specific brand are in your city untill you buy that brand of car.

This is the funniest possible image Mark could have posted