Someone: "Guess what?"
Me: "What?"
Me, before they can say anything more: "Hey! I guessed right!"
One of my all-time favorites.
“Piano Man” is a song written and performed by American singer-songwriter Billy Joel. Released as his first single, it was included on the 1973 album of the same name in late 1973. The song is sung from his point-of-view as a piano player at a bar, reminiscing about his experiences there and the people he encountered. “Piano Man” is based on Joel’s real-life experiences as a lounge musician in Los Angeles from 1972–73.
Most people consider this Joel’s signature song and it was his first major hit. "Piano Man" peaked at #25 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in March 1974. Almost a half-century later it is still a highlight of Joel’s live shows, where he usually encourages the audience to sing the chorus. In 2015, the Library of Congress selected “Piano Man” for preservation in the National Recording Registry for its “cultural, historic, or artistic significance.”
It's pretty much always been this way in the US.
If and when immortality becomes a thing, people will start caring a LOT more about the environment.
This Is The Definitive Cure For Depression
Yes!
Awww yeah!
Whats up with Hei Hei in some of the Moana promo art and posters? Like
And like
And even????
He’s so angry and ready to Throw Down
But then in actuality he’s just
Disney explain
This is the funniest possible image Mark could have posted
Yeah.....that would be me.
There are people who have waited all year to use the “I’ll see you next year” joke.