Times Are Tough

Shower thought:

Do construction workers ever have concrete plans?

If there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, is there a sidewalk to purgatory?

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No, it's either a ramp or a long, ugly-carpeted hallway.

Breeding a dachshund with a poodle will yield one purebred mouse and one purebred wolf.

Housework be like

Yes!

If the Arrowverse heroes are in Earth-Prime now, does that mean Wonder Woman is in

Bill Nye Never Fails To Win My Respect

If I have a dog that always marks things permanently, is it a Shar-pie?

This Is The Definitive Cure For Depression

It's me too