49? That Many States Left?

If there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, is there a sidewalk to purgatory?

http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1519252401 (via showerponderings)

No, it's either a ramp or a long, ugly-carpeted hallway.

A package sent by car is a shipment, but a package sent by ship is cargo

Puns are like the inside jokes of a language.

Crazy mashup of AC/DC and the Bee Gees.

Would an English major rather live passé or diacritic?

Yeah...in Star Trek 4.

Ever Heard Of Transparent Aluminium?

Seems legit

C3P0 removes warning label…

Shower thought:

Do construction workers ever have concrete plans?