Despite All The Jokes, It Turned Out None Of Us Had 20 20 Vision

Choose common sense over conspiracy.

And that's just in pictures. His acting chops are even more varied.

John Malkovich Can Be Everything

"That would be nice." - Charlie Brown responding to Lucy after a baseball game saying, "You win some, you lose some Charlie Brown."

The fact that an immature, inexperienced 18 year old you had to chose what a mature, responsible 45 year old you will be doing, goes to show how fucked up the education system is.

Would Unlucky Charms be Tragically Malicious?

http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1496327724 (via showerponderings)

I'm going to tell my grandchildren this was ABBA.

Available to play weddings, bar mitzvahs and barn raisings

Sad, but true

You’re officially an adult when it’s no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve

He Deserves A Peace Prize

Porch pirates caught on ring camera set to the tune of "Long Time" by Boston