Latest Posts by nootnootceler1 - Page 2

It’s kind of insane that the main father figure Joffrey had around was Daemon, that kid definitely bites😭

Never take rhaena or lucerys gambling they have the worst poker face. Look at them laughing at jacaerys making fun of aegon and aemond

And rhaena getting angry with lucerys over the strong speech, that's her baby girl he was insulting. We could have had it all 😭

Kitty luke 😤😾

her fucking smile when she looks down at Rhaenyra, like her entire face scrunches up because her girlfriend Favourite Person is right there in front of her and someone sedate me I’m going feral-

House of the Dragon (2022— )

The one who rejects, the one who accepts, and the one who craves.

Something interesting I noticed while rewatching this scene: Aemond looks directly at Viserys when he lies to defend Alicent, but Aegon can barely look at Viserys - he does briefly, for one line (”Everyone knows.”) before looking away again.

Aemond has just gotten definitive proof that his dad does not give one singular shit about him, and his attitude is “well, fuck you too.”

Meanwhile, Aegon is just completely resigned to it. He already knows his dad doesn’t give a shit about him, and he doesn’t want to be the one stirring this pot of shit, but he’s not selling out his mom either.

Bonus comment + link:

HOTD Beach AU

Alicent and her family have arrived at the beach. They realize after the two hour trip they have forgotten Daeron at home. They are not going back.

Rhaenyra has arrived with her family, the only food they have brought is a bag of cheetos.

Rhaenys has her granddaughters sorted already, only sunscreen left!

Daemon is moping in the ocean meanwhile.

Viserys and his least favourite daughter are having creative diferences about the sand Valyrian model. She wants to put pink seashells, he refuses. Alicent ends up scolding him.

The kids find out someone has finished all the ice-cream. Lucerys has been crying for half an hour. It was Daemon.

Helaena has found a crab she calls Herbert, no one wants to get near her. Aegon has passed out, being buried in sand as a punishment.

Rhaenyra has promised Aegon a beer if he distracts everyone while she flirts with Daemon. Viserys feels something is not right but can't figure out what. Jacaerys is just happy to be included.

The day at the beach was a success!!! No one was seriously harmed and everyone had fun.

Truly a first for the Targaryen family! ❤️

me every time I find an attractive character in HOTD:

sole: can you not stand so close you’re making me claustrophobic

maccready: what’s claustrophobic

hancock: it means they’re scared of santa claus

sole: no it doesn’t—

maccready: HO HO HO

hancock: RJ STOP YOURE SCARING THEM

That flourish where your hero jumps on an enemies shoulder and snaps their neck with their thighs holds such a special place in my heart, what a way to die

Love that theres three types of women in fable, unhinged and feral, smart and strong, and distressed mother with high blood pressure an I am obsessed with all

She commits arson every night before she goes to sleep <3<3

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

“english isn’t my first language sorry for any mistakes” —proceeds to write the most beautiful work of art ever created with grammar ten times better than an english professor

Random Fo4 Companions Headcannons.

With no explanation or order, because I said so.

Gage fucking hates coconut. Also tatos/tomatoes. And he's never eaten muscles/clams/squid but you couldn't make him. Honestly I see him being more of a picky eater than he would ever admit to. If you took him to a red lobster he'd sit in the bar with nothing and noticibly and angrily glare at you or the lobsters the whole time.

Danse loves kids, teaching them, working with them ect. But not only is he socially awkward as all hell, he's naturally a bit commanding which to kids is scary and to teens is annoying. He's aware of this, but has no idea how to mediate it so he just, "heyyyy....champ?"

Cait is the same way with kids but she just dips.

Playing poker with deacon would be like holding a staring contest with a statue.

Having a staring contest with x6 would be like playing poker with deacon.

A poker match or staring contest between deacon and x6 is like taping bread jamside up to a cat.

Dogmeat does that thing that cats do and tries to sit/sleep right on your chest and suffocates you.

Strong loves playing with toys, and wishes he had someone to play fight with. Also he understands that he's a super mutant and still feels like humans should be food, but still doesn't know why people don't like him and it makes him sad.

Piper is evil.

Preston sleeps in the fetal position. He also overheats a lot, but then gets cold, so sleeping soundly is an event for him. He would also make the best educator, of any level. Mainly cause he's clear and precise but also cause if you're stupid (like me) he doesn't get mad if you need things explained.

Ada is actually capable of moving faster but simply chooses not to.

Curie has a crush on Danse, but doesn't understand what that is emotionally so she just likes to watch him and try to learn about him. Danse finds this unerving and weird, but she's essentially harmless so he doesn't make her stop.

Old Longfellow is very lonely and just wants someone to tell stories to. (This might just be cannon ngl)

Codsworth is in denial about the bombs and the death of soles spouse and Shaun being gone. Synth Shaun wouldn't be able to shake him, and if ss chooses a romantic partner, codsworth is both very overly chummy with them, but also super passive-aggressive aggressive towards them.

Ham cooked loves lotion and stuff. Obviously it doesn't really do anything for him, but it's like cat nip to him. He just wants to rub it all over his face.

MacCready(how tf is ur name spelled dude???) sucks at taking care of others people's kids. He'll fight them, but like on their own level.

Kid: "you're a meanie!"

Mac: "Well YOU'RE A POOP FACE!"

*collective gasps and oooo's from other kids watching*

Hancock: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe of who I am now.

Cait: 13 year old me didn’t think I’d make it this far.

Maccready: I’d fight 13 year old me. Knock that sucker out.

Is a good singer: Danse, Curie, Valentine, Dogmeat (his awoos are the best), Preston, Codsworth.

Is a bad singer: Cait, Piper, Strong, MacCready.

Is bad but so good on stage it doesn’t matter: Hancock, Deacon.

Doesn’t sing: X6-88

Maccready and Duncan hang out

I’m on my lunch break at work, so here’s my opinion on whether or not you could successfully get Fallout 4 companions with a ligma joke.

• Cait - You’d have to get real fucking creative because she’s heard a metric fuck ton of ligma jokes. I’m not sure you’d actually want to succeed though because she *would* make you (or at least your kneecaps) regret that accomplishment.

• Codsworth - You could definitely get him with some. Any attempt after your first one that he successfully picked up on would be met with a disappointed response of “Ligma balls, Mr. ____?”

• Curie - You could get her with literally every attempt. She’ll never understand why you think it’s funny and she’ll have very literal questions about it. “But why does it remind you of ligma balls? Why would you tell me to lick them?”

• Paladin Danse - It’s 50/50 on whether or not you succeed. He is a military man, after all. He’ll never dignify you with a reaction to it though, just ignoring you to focus on the task at hand.

• Deacon - You’ll never get this man with a ligma joke. It’s just not possible. It’s not even that he always knows what you’re doing, he’s just so suspicious of anything anyone says that he’ll derail the conversation with some ridiculous story about how he had to change his face after an operation failed due a ligma outbreak or something.

• Dogmeat - He’s not capable of understanding ligma jokes, but he likes hearing you laugh so he’s a fan of you cracking them.

• Hancock - You’ll probably never get him with one, but he’d be absolutely thrilled if you could. Anytime you try to get him, he just says the punchline himself and makes a suggestive remark about how all you need to do is name the time and place.

• MacCready - You can get him, but it will come at the cost of inciting a full scale war. He will become obsessed with formulating strategies to get you with ligma jokes. All your conversations with him will be nothing but ligma set ups. He’ll have a blast though.

• Valentine - You could probably get him at least once, but regardless of whether or not you succeed the reaction would be the same. Just a tired, slightly amused “Really?”

• Piper - You could get her with a ligma joke exactly *one* time. After that she will be so paranoid that she will never continue a conversation with you after any suspicious statement until she’s thoroughly grilled you about your intentions.

• Preston - You can get him, but he will be so disappointed. Both in you and in himself. It won’t be a fun time.

• Strong - Not only can you get him with a ligma joke, you can also convince him that it has something to do with the milk of human kindness. This will inevitably and hilariously lead to him telling people that he “needs ligma balls to drink human milk”.

• X6-88 - You can’t really get him because he will confidently tell you that whatever you’re referencing is nonsense. The institute has no record of ligma and has done thorough scans of the commonwealth so no such thing exists.

• Ada - You could totally get her with a ligma joke but like, why would you? Maybe take some time to reflect on why you want to do this.

• Old Longfellow - There’s no way he’s falling for it. Ligma jokes are older than the commonwealth and he’s heard his fair share. He doesn’t begrudge the attempt though.

• Porter Gage - About one in every four attempts will land, and he’ll enjoy each one. He’s always looking for more to add to his repertoire.

Anyways, my break is about over so have fun with this I guess.

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Fallout 4: Companion Age HCs

Cait: 25. She was sold to slavery at a very young age, and (ignoring the whole Psycho addiction) she seems young.

Curie: 31. I believe synths are usually made near the age of 30, as there's not a lot of visual changes in the body for some time in that period.

Danse: 27. He looks older than he is (PTSD amirite) but I don't think BoS soldiers, especially ones that actually go into battle, last very long.

Deacon: mid-40s. One of the oldest in the list. He has seen some shit.

Dogmeat: 2. A strapping young lad!

Hancock: 40-something. He stopped counting after going ghoul.

MacCready: 23 (canon)

Nick Valentine: 50's. He has that Dad Vibe™.

Piper: 26. College student vibes.

Preston: 24. Surprisingly young, definitely doesn't act like it. A prime example of the term "old soul", partly because like Deacon, he has seen some shit.

X6-88: 30's. Synth reasons.

Longfellow: 67. Not old enough to feel like a grandpa, but bordering on it.

Gage: 36. He's practically a senior citizen by raider standards, only got this far cuz he's smarter than most (and refuses to do any drugs ever).

Maxson: 20 (canon). Looks 30, probably due to stress (and his raging alcoholism)

Desdemona: 33. Insanely smart and experienced.

Ronnie Shaw: 50s. Self proclaimed old dog.

Mason: 25. Blood of his enemies keeps him strong.

Nisha: 20. Covers her face to hide her age.

Mags Black: 28.

William Black: 26.

I’m so sorry

ok nick valentine can't eat or drink or sleep but he has coffee mugs all over and yes that could be Ellie however. please consider that things like generators and turrets and recruitment stations require a whole lot of ceramic.

just let me have this ok he's chomping directly onto mugs and calling it his morning brew

Preston Garvey doesn’t get enough credit for his tragic backstory not centering on a dead wife. Dare to be different, king