Hancock: 13 Year Old Me Would Be Both Terrified And In Awe Of Who I Am Now.

stubbed my fucking toe while posting this

ok nick valentine can't eat or drink or sleep but he has coffee mugs all over and yes that could be Ellie however. please consider that things like generators and turrets and recruitment stations require a whole lot of ceramic.

just let me have this ok he's chomping directly onto mugs and calling it his morning brew

I see no lies.

When the pile of clothes on the chair in the corner starts looking suspiciously person-shaped in the dark:

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

oh no because do you know who i NEEEEEEED??

Him:

Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts