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they definitely explored each other’s bodies
Laundry day either has me wearing pajamas all day at home or my homecoming dress to work. No in-between.
I love Ted sm
Like look at him!! He's so cute I wanna put him in my pocket and carry him around with me all day
ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock
Me and my mutuals
I see no lies.
i’m not switching between my hyperfixations because i’m autistic, i’m just a whore
drawing Zaun revolutionaries as kids because I REFUSE to consume more angst
(and bonus slide)
I see no lies.
ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎
Favorite underrated parts of Bloodsucking Bastards:
-Everything takes place over the course of three days
-Tim
-The intern at the beginning
-The fact that it’s implied Max murders the intern in the garage like, immediately, and also Tim is there but he’s listening to music too loudly to actually realize anything is happening
-Dave’s cat
-The fact that Amanda throws Evan’s papers on the floor to use the copier in the break room
-Tim rescuing Evan from making a complete fool of himself in the break room by interrupting him to talk about the NCAA pool
-Amanda kicks ass at paintball
-“Feminine penis” (and the fact this bit could’ve been incredibly transphobic and then it? Wasnt?)
-Evan’s rambling in Amanda’s office and then talking about NPR?
-THE FACT MAX CANONICALLY PUNCHED EVAN IN THE FACE
-Fuzz Aldrin
-Colonel Sanders/“I believe I know this cat sir”
-“I wasn’t gay they just had a really good archery program”
-“Jesus Christ I’ll never take a shit again!”
-“okay now I’m gonna kill him.”
-Zabeth
-Theres a kickball team
-The Kelly Clarkson concert
-“Tick tock motherfucker”
-“Whimsical gimp mask”
-“Somebody here went to Harvard?”
-“Fuck it. That was stupid”
-“Max brought doughnuts :D”
-“I thought you were smarter than that” “Really?”
-“I love you” “:) no”
-“I really think Max listens to what I have to say :)”
-“how’d you get home last night, I blacked out”
-“Did EVERYONE know but me!”
-Matthew Lillard
-“like the chicken guy!!!”
-“Don’t Princess Leia me I’m thinking!”
-“well this is pretty much the grossest thing I’ve ever seen…….. I stand corrected.”
-“that rules out denny’s”
Just the gang having a goofy time
This is my favorite one tbh 😂
Yall know cleon would fit right where he at because cleon is lowkey chaotic as FUCK
I can already hear Cleon or Swan yelling "VERMIN GET YOUR DUMBASS BACK IN HERE"
While Ajax is trying to kill him by putting up the window
the silent hill fans said Justice for Walter Sullivan
If you know, you know.
he’s literally a genius
I just leave it here, okay?
imho hahahah
Shoutout to our favourite babygirl
looking back at ben finn’s backstory and all that, i’m totally convinced he must be a hero of skill. like idk him being proficient with guns from such a young age without any sort of training. it just kind of makes sense ?? and i know a big thing in fable 3 is like oh you’re the only hero alive but i just don’t buy it tbh. there must be other people who were born with the powers of heroes just out of nowhere. and ben finn really fits the bill honestly.
to me, he just screams ‘hero of skill’.
I see no lies.
I keep seeing people being like "this is why Rhaenyra and Daemon are actually shitty and you should be on team green" and "this is why Alicent and Aegon are actually shitty and you should be on team black" like guys this is Game of Thrones everybody's kind of shitty and I love them anyway.
Alicent and Rhaenyra losing the idgaf war.
ALICENT HIGHTOWER + the gay/mom walk
aegon: what would the chef recommend? worker: ...sir, this is a mcdonald's. aegon: oh my bad. what would the mcchef recommend?
Someone pointed out how Luke would always turn to Jace whenever he was anxious and Jace would lean in closer to reassure him and now I’m sad all over again.