Something Interesting I Noticed While Rewatching This Scene: Aemond Looks Directly At Viserys When He

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me every time I find an attractive character in HOTD:

I’m on my lunch break at work, so here’s my opinion on whether or not you could successfully get Fallout 4 companions with a ligma joke.

• Cait - You’d have to get real fucking creative because she’s heard a metric fuck ton of ligma jokes. I’m not sure you’d actually want to succeed though because she *would* make you (or at least your kneecaps) regret that accomplishment.

• Codsworth - You could definitely get him with some. Any attempt after your first one that he successfully picked up on would be met with a disappointed response of “Ligma balls, Mr. ____?”

• Curie - You could get her with literally every attempt. She’ll never understand why you think it’s funny and she’ll have very literal questions about it. “But why does it remind you of ligma balls? Why would you tell me to lick them?”

• Paladin Danse - It’s 50/50 on whether or not you succeed. He is a military man, after all. He’ll never dignify you with a reaction to it though, just ignoring you to focus on the task at hand.

• Deacon - You’ll never get this man with a ligma joke. It’s just not possible. It’s not even that he always knows what you’re doing, he’s just so suspicious of anything anyone says that he’ll derail the conversation with some ridiculous story about how he had to change his face after an operation failed due a ligma outbreak or something.

• Dogmeat - He’s not capable of understanding ligma jokes, but he likes hearing you laugh so he’s a fan of you cracking them.

• Hancock - You’ll probably never get him with one, but he’d be absolutely thrilled if you could. Anytime you try to get him, he just says the punchline himself and makes a suggestive remark about how all you need to do is name the time and place.

• MacCready - You can get him, but it will come at the cost of inciting a full scale war. He will become obsessed with formulating strategies to get you with ligma jokes. All your conversations with him will be nothing but ligma set ups. He’ll have a blast though.

• Valentine - You could probably get him at least once, but regardless of whether or not you succeed the reaction would be the same. Just a tired, slightly amused “Really?”

• Piper - You could get her with a ligma joke exactly *one* time. After that she will be so paranoid that she will never continue a conversation with you after any suspicious statement until she’s thoroughly grilled you about your intentions.

• Preston - You can get him, but he will be so disappointed. Both in you and in himself. It won’t be a fun time.

• Strong - Not only can you get him with a ligma joke, you can also convince him that it has something to do with the milk of human kindness. This will inevitably and hilariously lead to him telling people that he “needs ligma balls to drink human milk”.

• X6-88 - You can’t really get him because he will confidently tell you that whatever you’re referencing is nonsense. The institute has no record of ligma and has done thorough scans of the commonwealth so no such thing exists.

• Ada - You could totally get her with a ligma joke but like, why would you? Maybe take some time to reflect on why you want to do this.

• Old Longfellow - There’s no way he’s falling for it. Ligma jokes are older than the commonwealth and he’s heard his fair share. He doesn’t begrudge the attempt though.

• Porter Gage - About one in every four attempts will land, and he’ll enjoy each one. He’s always looking for more to add to his repertoire.

Anyways, my break is about over so have fun with this I guess.

drawing Zaun revolutionaries as kids because I REFUSE to consume more angst

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This is my favorite one tbh 😂

Yall know cleon would fit right where he at because cleon is lowkey chaotic as FUCK

Sometimes a family is you, your 200-year-old mom, her sad robot boyfriend, your dead father, your other dead father who your mom says was really your brother

Your uncle/fourth dad, your cousin/brother, his dead mom

A noir detective, his secretary, his weird brother from Maine, and your evil cyborg fifth dad who haunts his brain

The Irish pit fighter who doesn’t like you but follows your mom around like a puppy

A French medical researcher who’s also a robot

A militiaman with clinical depression

Your weird uncle you think might be a shapeshifter

A reporter and her 12-year-old sister

A cool drug-abusing mayor with no skin and a bodyguard who might be his daughter

The sad robot boyfriend’s one (1) friend, also sad

Your mom’s estranged grandson the Terminator

A handful of neighbors including a mechanic, a couple with lots of emotions, a former fortune teller, and the guy whose personality is “salesman for a company that no longer exists”

Your seventh parent the butler (actually a robot this time)

The dog who’s a part-time detective, the cat your mom stole off a giant airship, and the giant cannibalistic ogre who functions more like a pet than the other two.

And that’s okay.

Imagine not loving Maximus. Cringe fail king. Never makes the right decisions. Quite literally Lucy’s knight in shining armor. Doesn’t know what sex is. Stole his power armor from an asshole. Cannot use his power armor properly.

His loser boy personality has captivated me

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

Favorite underrated parts of Bloodsucking Bastards:

-Everything takes place over the course of three days

-Tim

-The intern at the beginning

-The fact that it’s implied Max murders the intern in the garage like, immediately, and also Tim is there but he’s listening to music too loudly to actually realize anything is happening

-Dave’s cat

-The fact that Amanda throws Evan’s papers on the floor to use the copier in the break room

-Tim rescuing Evan from making a complete fool of himself in the break room by interrupting him to talk about the NCAA pool

-Amanda kicks ass at paintball

-“Feminine penis” (and the fact this bit could’ve been incredibly transphobic and then it? Wasnt?)

-Evan’s rambling in Amanda’s office and then talking about NPR?

-THE FACT MAX CANONICALLY PUNCHED EVAN IN THE FACE

-Fuzz Aldrin

-Colonel Sanders/“I believe I know this cat sir”

-“I wasn’t gay they just had a really good archery program”

-“Jesus Christ I’ll never take a shit again!”

-“okay now I’m gonna kill him.”

-Zabeth

-Theres a kickball team

-The Kelly Clarkson concert

-“Tick tock motherfucker”

-“Whimsical gimp mask”

-“Somebody here went to Harvard?”

-“Fuck it. That was stupid”

-“Max brought doughnuts :D”

-“I thought you were smarter than that” “Really?”

-“I love you” “:) no”

-“I really think Max listens to what I have to say :)”

-“how’d you get home last night, I blacked out”

-“Did EVERYONE know but me!”

-Matthew Lillard

-“like the chicken guy!!!”

-“Don’t Princess Leia me I’m thinking!”

-“well this is pretty much the grossest thing I’ve ever seen…….. I stand corrected.”

-“that rules out denny’s”

new fallout show's pretty good. i liked the part where the petite delicate lady protagonist somehow turns out to have an even petiter, delicater brother