I Think It’s Time To Start Squandering My Youth

microsoft outlook is gonna make me commit a war crime and I cannot be held responsible for that

restaurant staff will laugh as they watch me struggle with the little toothpick machine but I look like a twelve year old boy so they think it’s endearing

maybe not my best idea to use spicy ramen broth to swallow my adhd meds

there is a beautiful circle of love and friendship where:

I experience a post on tumblr.com that brings me joy

I send said post to my best friend because I think they will enjoy it

they reblog that post

their girlfriend sends me the post because she thinks I will enjoy it

I do :)

it’s like a fun game to me to make overly specific posts about my life and my friends only for said friends to immediately hold up their phone to me with accusation in their eyes and the post on their screen or sometimes in fact loudly putting me on blast in the grad office during lunch break when everyone is in the room

much to everyone’s surprise, it turns out that if you take the meds prescribed for your adhd, your adhd won’t be as bad which is a crazy concept I think

the freedom of being allowed to enjoy things again :)

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

the thing about macgyver is that he’s so full of t-boy swag

probably definitely not the person sitting right next to me in the grad office commenting on my posts

it’s like a fun game to me to make overly specific posts about my life and my friends only for said friends to immediately hold up their phone to me with accusation in their eyes and the post on their screen or sometimes in fact loudly putting me on blast in the grad office during lunch break when everyone is in the room