Much To Everyone’s Surprise, It Turns Out That If You Take The Meds Prescribed For Your Adhd, Your

doubt thou the stars are fire;

doubt that the sun doth move;

doubt truth to be a liar;

but never doubt I commit to the fucking bit.

I love sitting right next to my friend in an otherwise empty room, casually sending them tumblr posts and not saying anything. it’s like enrichment for me

maybe not my best idea to use spicy ramen broth to swallow my adhd meds

yeah, I guess you could say I’m pretty sick

*puts on a pair of rad sunglasses*

sick… as frick

*immediately starts coughing so hard the sunglasses fall off*

being the only person in my family who isn’t a big fan of baseball is incredibly annoying when they keep interrupting experiencing the Wonder of Nature™️ to yell about baseball

hiding in the dark recesses of the backroom lying in wait to chuck stuffed animals at the unsuspecting

if you try to stop me from committing a war, you’re directly contributing to my war

probably definitely not the person sitting right next to me in the grad office commenting on my posts

it’s like a fun game to me to make overly specific posts about my life and my friends only for said friends to immediately hold up their phone to me with accusation in their eyes and the post on their screen or sometimes in fact loudly putting me on blast in the grad office during lunch break when everyone is in the room

it’s like a fun game to me to make overly specific posts about my life and my friends only for said friends to immediately hold up their phone to me with accusation in their eyes and the post on their screen or sometimes in fact loudly putting me on blast in the grad office during lunch break when everyone is in the room

cleaning out the containers of paints lab students have mixed in the prop shop and so far my favorites are

-small bit of yellow lotta mold

-the color: huh?????

-hey why did someone put guacamole in here?? and why is it chunky????

-rust. not the color. the can is just full of rust

-raw egg. it is the consistency and colors of a raw egg. I would not be surprised to learn that that’s all this is. just a raw egg

-beautiful mint green feat. the look and smell of spoiled milk

-oops all mold!

-the venom symbiote?????