It’s Like A Fun Game To Me To Make Overly Specific Posts About My Life And My Friends Only For Said

I think it’s time to start squandering my youth

doubt thou the stars are fire;

doubt that the sun doth move;

doubt truth to be a liar;

but never doubt I commit to the fucking bit.

okay well I wasn’t at the fridge and the cup of hot broth was already in my hand when I remembered I forgot to take them so…

maybe not my best idea to use spicy ramen broth to swallow my adhd meds

restaurant staff will laugh as they watch me struggle with the little toothpick machine but I look like a twelve year old boy so they think it’s endearing

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

there is a beautiful circle of love and friendship where:

I experience a post on tumblr.com that brings me joy

I send said post to my best friend because I think they will enjoy it

they reblog that post

their girlfriend sends me the post because she thinks I will enjoy it

I do :)

maybe not my best idea to use spicy ramen broth to swallow my adhd meds

the thing about macgyver is that he’s so full of t-boy swag

if you try to stop me from committing a war, you’re directly contributing to my war

much to everyone’s surprise, it turns out that if you take the meds prescribed for your adhd, your adhd won’t be as bad which is a crazy concept I think