Maybe Not My Best Idea To Use Spicy Ramen Broth To Swallow My Adhd Meds

the thing about macgyver is that he’s so full of t-boy swag

yeah, I guess you could say I’m pretty sick

*puts on a pair of rad sunglasses*

sick… as frick

*immediately starts coughing so hard the sunglasses fall off*

I love sitting right next to my friend in an otherwise empty room, casually sending them tumblr posts and not saying anything. it’s like enrichment for me

hiding in the dark recesses of the backroom lying in wait to chuck stuffed animals at the unsuspecting

being the only person in my family who isn’t a big fan of baseball is incredibly annoying when they keep interrupting experiencing the Wonder of Nature™️ to yell about baseball

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

okay well I wasn’t at the fridge and the cup of hot broth was already in my hand when I remembered I forgot to take them so…

maybe not my best idea to use spicy ramen broth to swallow my adhd meds

doubt thou the stars are fire;

doubt that the sun doth move;

doubt truth to be a liar;

but never doubt I commit to the fucking bit.

restaurant staff will laugh as they watch me struggle with the little toothpick machine but I look like a twelve year old boy so they think it’s endearing

if you try to stop me from committing a war, you’re directly contributing to my war