Microsoft Outlook Is Gonna Make Me Commit A War Crime And I Cannot Be Held Responsible For That

the freedom of being allowed to enjoy things again :)

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

maybe not my best idea to use spicy ramen broth to swallow my adhd meds

I think it’s time to start squandering my youth

much to everyone’s surprise, it turns out that if you take the meds prescribed for your adhd, your adhd won’t be as bad which is a crazy concept I think

the thing about macgyver is that he’s so full of t-boy swag

probably definitely not the person sitting right next to me in the grad office commenting on my posts

it’s like a fun game to me to make overly specific posts about my life and my friends only for said friends to immediately hold up their phone to me with accusation in their eyes and the post on their screen or sometimes in fact loudly putting me on blast in the grad office during lunch break when everyone is in the room

if you try to stop me from committing a war, you’re directly contributing to my war

yeah, I guess you could say I’m pretty sick

*puts on a pair of rad sunglasses*

sick… as frick

*immediately starts coughing so hard the sunglasses fall off*

okay well I wasn’t at the fridge and the cup of hot broth was already in my hand when I remembered I forgot to take them so…

maybe not my best idea to use spicy ramen broth to swallow my adhd meds