I've Been Procrastinating Starting The Magnus Protcol For The Past Week And A Half Mostly Due To The

I love that a huge chunk of the Magnus Archives fandom saw a ship between a goth guy and a door that never interacted in canon and went "What the hell, sure."

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I have an idea in my head for a "TMA is an office comedy au" where anytime Jon gets anywhere close to spiraling about "am I even human anymore" Tim takes out a Bluetooth speaker and starts blasting Just a Man (specifically the man becomes a monster part).

I imagine at the very least it would offend Jon enough to stop the spiral.

I finished the raven cycle and I have SO MANY THOUGHTS

this series has the best portrayal of platonic love I've ever seen, the relationships between all the characters felt so natural and incredibly well written. none of the transitions to romantic relationships felt forced because it seemed so obvious "of course they love eachother, EVERYONE loves EVERYONE"

So obviously my love for all of these characters is unmatched but I would commit unspeakable crimes for blue sargent

Piper as an antagonist???? amazing beautiful perfect. her being manipulated by the demon was so cool to see, her transition from being green mantles wife with a semi normal life to "yo dad wassup just murdered my husband and found a new pet *holds up demon* isn't it cute?"

Noah my poor baby boi

stavinsky may have been a horrible person but he was a super interesting character

Chainsaw is the bestest bird to ever bird

gansey and blues relationship and adam and ronans relationship were both amazing and sweet and perfect

obsessed with opal as a short story, Adam and Ronan get to have these super sweet and sad moments in the background meanwhile opal's telling the real important story: her dangerous quest to drink windshield wiper fluid and honestly I'm here for it

i will give a small bit of criticism: the pacing did feel a little bit rushed in some places and there was some jumping around that didn't make a ton of sense

BUT IM IGNORING THAT BECAUSE SEARCHING FOR A LONG DEAD WELSH KING IS SUCH AN AWESOME STORY CONCEPT

Henry Cheng: amazing 10/10 no criticism I just love him

there were some points where I was ready to crawl through the pages and fight adam's father myself

and finally a fandom note: just learned that the main ship names are bluesey and pynch and that is so amazing I love that so much

Tim, sitting upside down in a rolly chair: Hey Sash, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Jon and Martin, swiveling around: a WHAT?!

it’s 2025 im done arguing if you hate annabeth chase im straight up killing you

personal space?

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doorkeay truthers this is my formal application plz let me in

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