Tell Me An Inside Joke Between You And A Friend, Without Context.

The full thing for anyone who wants it!

One of my biggest pet peeves is that somehow I seem to be the only person in the world who means it when I say I'm down for whatever. Like just name whatever you want, I swear on my soul my comfort zone is bigger than yours. I'm fine with sitting at home drinking tea and playing board games, going out and ending up snorting lines off a park bench with 14 strangers at 3 AM, going to national theatre to see their production of La Traviata, sitting outside a grocery store watching pigeons fight over french fries, I'm 100% down. Just tell me how to dress for the occasion and I'll be there.

And then people are like "nooooo I don't wanna take charge just you decide uwu" and that's essentially a code for "I don't want to tell you what I am capable and willing to do, I want you to guess what I want to do, and I'm not giving you a clue because I don't know either", and then they insist that they're not, they're down for anything too, and it's like bitch we both know that one of us is lying and that person isn't me.

I'm down for anything except ice fishing, cat-calling and sports events. I might make an exception for some sport that seems fun and interesting, but I'm not sitting through an entire hockey game. Like those are my limits, just fucking pick something.

dear tumblr mutuals i think you are really cool thanks for giving me notes and posting cool stuff i'm sorry that i'm awkward and probably forget why i'm following you but you're all really cool :D

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY YOU JUST MADE ME :)))

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65679322

New Magnus Archives fic. Second person pov, pov of spiral victim, super short. Unfortunately all of my works are currently locked due to the recent ai sweep. uhhh yeah :) check it out if this seems interesting to you.

Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

Dear fellow Doorkeay fans,

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

meme I made while listening to season 1 of TMA that I'm sure has probably been done before

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut