Tim, Sitting Upside Down In A Rolly Chair: Hey Sash, Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm?

When Sasha hosts her first D&D session, Michael isn’t invited, really, but it shows up regardless; clutching a character sheet and set of resin dice whose insides swirl around in a way that gives everyone a headache. Jon is ready to kick it out immediately, but Sasha vouches for it, and somehow they begin the game with it in their party.

None of them claim to know the Distortion, but they expected a chaotic character — a wild mage or barbarian, maybe. They don’t expect a lore bard, especially not a human one, and especially not one of such a kindly demeanor. It’s strange, watching Michael switch between voicing its character and describing its actions to Sasha, as though they’re actually playing with two distinct Spiral avatars instead of one.

As the campaign continues, they discover just how many little details it put into its character. He likes colorful tunics and warm scarves. He thinks lilies are pretty. He’s somehow “more of a doormat than Martin”, as Tim puts it. He was an acolyte before becoming an adventurer. Dungeons and Dragons is a game all about constructing elaborate lies wrapped around a grain of truth, after all.

And if Jon Knows something about this character, this strange creation that seems to fit Michael like a second skin, he chooses not to say.

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

oopsie daisies

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

I've been procrastinating starting the magnus protcol for the past week and a half mostly due to the fact that after 200 episodes of tma I have finally been freed from jonny's grasp, I touched grass for the first time in two months, I could finally look at doors without bursting into tears. Anyways just started tmagp episode one and started vibrating from joy, I apologize for my insolence, I shall go back to worshiping the scary british people in my ears like a good little soldier.

Aristotle and Dante Dive Into the Waters of the Universe, Supernatural, Wall-E, and making earrings out of scrabble tiles. :)

seen a lot of these with your favorites, but reblog with the CURRENT book you are reading, show you are streaming, the last movie you watched, and any game/puzzle/crafts you’re working on 

I have so many Thoughts and Opinions to pester my moots with (mostly about horror podcasts)

i just have to post these here bc i think about this DAILY

Everyone give me your worst crackfic ideas for tma, trc, or batfam. The most awful one wins. I wish to create something horrendous but unfortunately i am too sick to come up with sufficiently evil ideas on my own.

Bunny (pink)

i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

please reblog