I Have Seen The Entirety Of Code Geass. But Gun To My Head, If You Asked Me To Explain A Single Plot

can't sleep. too many thoughts abt all my many plans. what to wear tomorrow. shoes maybe? ugh

me: *peeling potatoes in the sink*

my ancestors: ah, some things never change :)

me: *turns on garbage disposal*

my ancestors: D:

if I could, I'd kiss the Oxford comma on the lips

I get so quickly and stupidly attached to inanimate objects. like, I used to work a custodial job where one of the buckets we used said "P.P." on it for some reason. loved that bucket like a child. tore me up inside to use any other bucket

my sweet P.P. bucket I miss you

I'm exhausted like all the time. I can't drink coffee because it makes my stomach hurt and it makes me sleepy. but not sleepy enough to actually fall asleep. no sleeping medication has ever worked for me and medications that are supposed to make you drowsy as a side effect don't do shit to me

I was up until 5 am writing fanfic last night. I woke up at 9:30 this morning. this is the most rested I've felt in weeks

what the hell am I because I'm clearly not human

I keep agonizing about what my first post should be. But I realized I'm over thinking it. Just gotta be raw. Real. Scream my soul into the void

That's me, baby

etymology is so fun and cool until it's talking about how a word I like is losing its meaning.

mortified doesn't mean horrified you fools! don't do this to me dammit!

ok guys the world is not allowed to end rn, I'm on the toilet and that would be sooo embarrassing

its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now