Minatorypigs - Minatory Pigs

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Alexa-

when I was a kid, I had this weird fear that one day I would wake up to find that the last few years of my life were a dream and I was like a toddler again

I'm sure you can all imagine how I feel about the idea now

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

etymology is so fun and cool until it's talking about how a word I like is losing its meaning.

mortified doesn't mean horrified you fools! don't do this to me dammit!

inZane in the membrane. inZane in the brain

I have seen the entirety of code geass. but gun to my head, if you asked me to explain a single plot line I could not do it

I watched that shit 13 and confused as hell. was in it purely for the vibes

I get so quickly and stupidly attached to inanimate objects. like, I used to work a custodial job where one of the buckets we used said "P.P." on it for some reason. loved that bucket like a child. tore me up inside to use any other bucket

my sweet P.P. bucket I miss you

Papyrus using Twitter

me: I gotta get up early so it's super important I get good sleep tonight

brain: i-important?? that's scary! too much pressure! noooo we should stay up watching youtube with steadily growing anxiety instead!

me, at work: man... I'm so lucky to have this job...................................................................................................................... i wanna go home