Etymology Is So Fun And Cool Until It's Talking About How A Word I Like Is Losing Its Meaning.

there's two wolves inside me when I'm writing fanfic:

the wolf that recognizes it's better if I write short fics so I don't get burnt out and actually finish them

and the wolf that remembers that one time the hyperfixation was so strong I wrote 7,000 words in one sitting

yo check this out. Alexa, cure cancer

Alexa-

fucking gotem lmao

me when- me w- when I-

screaming into the void got me like aAhhhHhhHhhhHhh 🤪

if I could, I'd kiss the Oxford comma on the lips

pleased to see everyone has good toilet etiquette in Luthadel

was walking in the woods, saw this chip bag stuck to the rocks in the river (creek?). so I subjected myself to the worst sensory experience known to man and took off my shoes to wade over slimy ass river (creek?) rocks to fish it out. almost slipped like 8 times, but we did it. consider the environment saved guys

y'all can we bring back the public execution? like hanging in the town square

not for anyone else, just for me

and not for any crime, just cause that's how I wanna go out