I Kinda Got Myself Into A Mess

SOUTH PARK MASTERLIST

It may not be mentioned on all the writings, but every character is aged up for NSFW content!!

Kyle Broflovski

Kyle x reader NSFW headcanons

Kyle x apathetic, reader headcanons

Kyle x reader before dating headcanons 

What it’s like hiding from yandere Kyle

Kyle’s yandere laugh

 Kyle x reader kissing headcanons

Yandere Kyle x reader nsfw headcanons

Kyle x reader holding hands imagine

Kyle x reader horny in public headcanons

Kyle x Christian, reader oneshot

Kyle x reader confession headcanons

Kyle x reader cuddling headcanons

Kyle x reader first time headcanons

Kyle x insomniac, reader headcanons

Kyle x reader general headcanons

Stan Marsh

Stan x reader NSFW headcanons

What it’s like hiding from yandere Stan

Stan x reader kissing headcanons

Yandere stan x reader nsfw oneshot

Stan x reader holding hands imagine 

Stan x reader horny in public headcanons

Stan x reader confession headcanons

Stan x reader cuddling headcanons

Stan x reader first time headcanons

Stan x insomniac, reader headcanons

Kenny McCormick

Kenny x reader NSFW headcanons

What it’s like hiding from yandere Kenny

Mysterion x reader headcanons

Yandere, kenny x reader headcanons 

Kenny x reader kissing headcanons

Kenny x reader general headcanons 

Kenny x reader holding hands imagine 

Kenny x reader horny in public headcanons

Kenny x reader x Tweek x Craig poly headcanons

Kenny x reader x Mysterion headcanons

Yandere Mysterion x reader headcanons

Kenny x reader confession headcanons

Kenny x reader cuddling headcanons

Kenny x reader x Tweek x Craig comforting headcanons

Yandere, Mysterion x reader smut oneshot

Kenny x reader first time headcanons

Kenny x insomniac, reader headcanons

Craig Tucker

Pastor Craig x succubus reader x imp Tweek park one

Craig x reader NSFW headcanons 

Craig x reader kissing headcanons

Craig x reader holding hands imagine 

Craig x reader horny in public headcanons

Craig x Tweek x reader x Kenny poly headcanons

Craig x reader cuddling headcanons

Craig x reader general headcanons

Craig x Tweek x reader x Kenny comforting headcanons

Yandere Craig x reader headcanons with NSFW

Craig x reader first time headcanons

Tweek Tweak

Pastor craig x succubus reader x imp Tweek part one

Tweek x reader NSFW headcanons

Imp Tweek x reader summoning oneshot 

Imp Tweek x reader headcanons 

Tweek x reader kissing headcanons 

Tweek x careless, distracted reader headcanons

Yandere tweek x reader nsfw headcanons 

Tweek x reader holding hands imagine 

Tweek x reader horny in public headcanons

Tweek x apathetic, reader headcanons

Tweek x Craig x reader x Kenny poly headcanons

Tweek x reader cuddling headcanons

Tweek x reader general headcanons

Tweek x Craig x reader x Kenny comforting headcanons

Leopold Butters Stotch

Butters x reader before dating headcanons

Butters x reader NSFW headcanons

Butters x reader kissing headcanons 

Butters x reader general headcanons

Butters x reader cuddling head canons

Butters x reader first time headcanons

Butters x insomniac, reader headcanons

Clyde Donavan

Clyde x reader NSFW headcanons 

Clyde x reader holding hands imagine

Clyde x apathetic, reader headcanons

Clyde x reader cuddling headcanons

Clyde x reader general headcanons

Scott Malkinson

Scott x sweet, patient reader headcanons

Scott x reader general headcanons

Jimmy Valmer

Jimmy x reader before dating headcanons

Jimmy x reader general headcanons

Damien Thorn

Damien x distracted, reader headcanons 

Eric Cartman

Eric x reader before dating headcanons 

Eric x reader NSFW headcanons

Eric x reader horny in public headcanons

Eric x reader confession headcanons

Eric x reader cuddling headcanons

Eric x insomniac, reader headcanons

Goth kids

Goth kids x reader that wears black

Goth kids x reader NSFW headcanons

Token Black

Token x tired, reader

Toke x reader cuddling headcanons

Wendy Testaburger

Wendy x nonbinary lesbian 

Heidi Turner

Heidi x nonbinary lesbian

Bebe Stevens 

Bebe x nonbinary lesbian

Hey! I was wondering if I could get a Octane x Reader. Where Octane is freaking out on what to get the reader for their birthday so they plan this huge date and it starts out bad but the reader doesn't mine it cause all they wanted to do was spend time with them. If not sorry for bothering in you and have a nice day! (mines coming up and the idea popped into my head.)

Hi, of course you can get it :) don't worry it won't bother me in any way.

Sorry for the delay in posting this a lot has happened in my life these last two weeks.

Ao3 link

if you find someone elu it in the text, I warn you up here that it is the neutral pronoun in Portuguese br, this is not the only one but it is the most familiar

gif is not mine

A month that turned into a week, Octavio was crazy thinking of something to give you for your birthday.

A bracelet? Too simple, some piece of clothing? Wouldn't a book be appropriate? He knows you love to read but it wouldn't work, this is not a worthy birthday present, he even tries to bribe Ajay to ask you what you want for your birthday, Ajay denied it saying he wouldn't do that because he should meet his partner.

Then he thought again, walking back and forth, maybe he should have just asked his beloved what they wanted for his birthday.

So Octavio went to Elliott for help, and Elliott gave him the idea of arranging a meeting, Octavio's eyes lit up, how had he not thought of that.

He even thought about asking what you wanted as a present, but he only thought, because if he had asked, he would have avoided a big mess.

Octavian waited the whole month to finally arrive for the special date, he just didn't expect that it would start raining, and a lot of it, which prevented the two of you from getting to the place.

Octavian was clearly annoyed at not being able to take you to the perfect meeting he had planned.

-Tavi? - you ask the green-haired man who was walking from one side to the other without stopping, the only time he stopped was when he heard your voice.

-Come here, I'm sure that soon the rain will pass -Octavio walked towards you, still not happy with the rain, he lay down on the sofa beside you and leaned his head on your lap.

-no se suponia que lloviera -his voice was heard, complaining about the rain again.

-Tavi mi amor, don't worry about the rain, I'm sure that this meeting you have planned can wait for another day.

- It was supposed to be your birthday present, I didn't know what to give you so I planned a date for you.

-Osito, it's okay, let's set up a pillow fort and watch some movies.

- so you're not mad? I thought you would be angry about losing your present," Octavio asked as he followed you into the room.

-Osito, there's no need for that and besides, I already have the perfect gift. -The answer was received as the couple returned to the living room and began to set up the fort with the covers and pillows.

- and what would that be mi vida? - Tavi asked curiously, while he put on some more pillows and looked for the television remote control.

- spending time with you." The sentence left the green haired boy slightly flushed.

-Mi vida eres el mejor, te quiero mucho, ahora ven aquí - the same spoke while pulling his beloved into the fort, once there Octavio hugged they and snuggled with the covers.

A movie was put on the television just to make noise because neither of them was paying attention to the movie.

At every moment Octavio let compliments, cute nicknames and random subjects come out of his mouth while his lover just watched and responded.

It can be said that this continued for a while until Tavi noticed the lack of response from his lover, when realized they was sleeping on his lap snuggled up to him, a smile appeared on Octavian's face as he pulled his lover closer.

-Tavi left a kiss on his forehead and stayed hugging they watching what was on television, it was a miracle that the green man managed to stay quiet for a long time but this led him to erase hugging his beloved.

ngl this was very therapeutic to draw.. it’s him he’s a little guy

also here’s a speedpaint bc ibs paint

Hey world. I know no one is probably reading this, but hey its just me rambling anyways :) So I have no one to really talk to about stuff anymore. Lost most of my friends recently and just over all I have been going through a lot. Don't know if this is the best place to share this, but I'm hoping that people who can relate to this feel / get to know that they're not alone in this :) Im here if you need to talk to anyone about literally anything.

Life is sucks but we'll get through this together <3

-much love from a sad stranger.

Lover’s Oath | Xiao x Reader

Warnings: Food mention, Xiao proposes to you, Let me know if there are any others!!

Word Count: 1,055 words

Other Notes: Modern AU; Inspired by “Lover’s Oath”; Xiao might be a little OOC; GN! Reader; Very Self-Indulgent; Happy Holidays everyone!

You opened your eyes slowly, taking in the sunlight that streamed through your window. You turned to see your partner, Xiao, still sleeping. He looked so peaceful like that, you thought to yourself. You smiled to yourself, then noticed the snow falling from outside your apartment window.

“Xiao, wake up! It’s snowing outside! Look!” You excitedly (but gently) shook your lover awake.

Xiao groaned. “What is it, love?”

“It’s snowing!” You exclaimed, a grin adorning your face.

Xiao smiled softly at your excitement. “Alright, we’ll go outside after we eat breakfast.” He ruffled your hair.

The two of you got up and had a simple yet fulfilling breakfast, then the two of you got ready to go outside.

Snowflakes danced in the air, hitting the ground softly. You watched in amazement as they fell. Xiao kept his eyes locked on you. You looked so perfect standing there in the winter snow. He was so lucky to have someone as amazing as you in his life.

Soon his thoughts were interrupted by a thud against his back. He turned and saw you, holding a snowball that was aimed for him. You hid the snowball behind your back, smiling innocently.

The green-haired male smirked and picked up a snowball. He threw it, which hit you in the face.

You groaned. “How compact did you make that snowball? Because it hurt. Like, a lot.”

Xiao rushed over to you worriedly. “(Y/n), are you okay?”

You giggled. “Yeah, I’m fine! Don’t be so scared! Besides, it’s snow, so I’ll live. Just don’t kill me.” You joked.

“I- Just make sure to dodge next time, got it?”

“No promises!” You beamed.

Xiao kissed you on the forehead, a faint smile adorning his features. You then gave him a peck on the cheek, your smile still there.

“Do you wanna go get hot chocolate?” You asked. “Because I want hot chocolate.”

Xiao snickered. “You always want hot chocolate.”

“Of course I do! It’s the perfect winter drink! Plus, coffee is nasty. Well, it’s super bitter, even when you add a lot of creamer and sugar to it.”

“I don’t see what you’re talking about. Coffee is great.”

“But I’m better than coffee.” You joked.

Xiao blushed. “Of course you are.”

On the way to the cafe down the street, the two of you talked about random things. Soon, you had gotten there. Xiao opened the door for you.

“Thank you, my dear.” You walked into the cafe, Xiao not far behind you.

“Welcome! What can I get started for you today?”

“One hot chocolate with vanilla and caramel with whipped cream on top please!” You told the barista. “Xiao, what do you want?”

“Um… Just one coffee. Black roast, please.”

“Of course! Anything else?”

“Can I get a bagel and a chocolate cake pop?”

“I thought that you didn’t like ca-”

“It’s for you silly! I know you said you like them, so I thought I’d get you one!”

A light blush dusted Xiao’s cheeks. “Thanks.” He mumbled.

After you paid and got your items, the two of you wandered around town, admiring the scenery.

“It looks pretty outside today,” You remarked.

“It does,” Xiao replied. “But not as beautiful as you.” He grabbed your hand and led you to the center of town, past all the stores and houses.

You wondered where you were going, until you stopped by the large tree they put up in the center of town every December.

“Xiao, why are we here? I thought you didn’t like coming here.”

“(Y/n), we… We’ve been together since middle school, and I’m so glad you’ve been a part of my life since then. I love you, and I always will. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. When I see the future, I see you and me, together. So, will you, (Y/n) (L/n),” Xiao got down on one knee and pulled out a box. He opened the box, an engagement ring inside. “Will you marry me?”

Your eyes widened, tearing up. “Xiao, I… Yes! Of course I’ll marry you!”

Xiao grinned and got up, He put the ring on your finger and gave you a deep, loving kiss. People around you cheered for the two of you. You took off the ring and your glove, then put the ring on, then put your glove on. You then wrapped your arms around him and kissed him.

“I can’t wait to marry you.” You told him.

“I can’t wait either,” Xiao replied, smiling. “Now, let’s head home.”

The two of you walked home, hand in hand. It was now getting dark, and the two of you were getting tired. You walked into the house and stripped of your winter clothes.

“Xiao, do you wanna get a bath?” You asked. “I’m sure it’ll warm the two of us up.”

“Sure,” Xiao responded.

“Okay, I’ll be back!” You left the room.

Xiao plopped himself onto the couch and sighed. He was finally engaged to you. It was one of the happiest days of his life, and one he definitely wouldn’t forget. All he could imagine was you walking down the aisle, looking amazing. His thoughts were soon interrupted by the sound of your footsteps.

“Okay, the water is running! Did you wanna wear any specific clothing, or…?”

The amber-eyed male looked at you. “Anything is fine.” He responded.

“Okay then! If you wanna go to the bathroom, I have the heater on too!”

Xiao nodded.

“Okay, now I’m gonna go get us clothes. Love you!”

“Love you too.”

You walked off and got you and your fiance clothes. You grabbed him a t-shirt and PJ pants, and you took his System of A Down shirt. You went to the bathroom and knocked on the door.

“You can come in.”

You went into the bathroom. “I have returned!”

Xiao was already sitting in the bathtub, waiting for you. He gestured for you to come to join him.

You took off your clothes and got in the tub with him, sighing. He wrapped his arms around you.

After a while, the two of you got out and changed for bed. The two of you had cuddled against each other, keeping each other warm.

“I love you, Xiao.”

“I love you too, (Y/n).”

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This kid xd

It’s an old joke but this is my take on it

Hope you like it!

smol confused boi wip.

EXAMPLE SOUTH PARK POST

Tweek Tweak x Reader

Notes: Sorry this is so short, it's an example post. Requests are open!

TW: Swearing, Butter Knife mention

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Tweek ran around the kitchen frantically, tangling his fingers in his hair. You sat in the corner holding a sandwich he had made for you, butter and jelly. You smiled at his failed effort.

"I knew I forgot something!" He scrambled to get regular peanut butter from the cabinet, "Peanut Butter and Jelly, dumbass. NOT butter and jelly." he repeated under his breath.

You sighed, walking over to him. He reached for a butter knife and you snatched up his wrist, pulling him away from it.

"I'm very grateful honey, but I don't trust you to have knives. You know what happened last time." You raised your eyebrow at him, reminding him of the time he had thrown a knife into a wall, claiming he had seen underpants gnomes there moments earlier.

He sighed, "Yeah, but-"

"No." You cut him off, taking a bite of the slimy sandwich in your hand, "Thank you." You grimaced at the taste and swallowed thickly. Tweek stared at you, horrified at what you had done.

"You- I- Wha-?" He shook slightly harder, "What the fuck, y/n?!"

"I'll be fine honey, you should go get some sleep." You pushed him up the stairs towards his bedroom. "I'll be up soon, I'm just gonna make different sandwiches for us, okay?"

You watched as he walked up the staircase, muttering to himself about gnomes in his underwear drawer. He turned into the hallway and disappeared from your sight.

You walked back to the kitchen, wondering how he had gotten butter on the ceiling, deciding it was a problem for later, you finished your task of making sandwiches.

Turning towards the stairs to Tweeks' room, you thought of which anti-insomnia google tip you were going to try tonight for your sleepless boyfriend.