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craig and tweek play ddr together so true

Stuck in the Middle

You’re stuck between him and a hard place. 

Diluc, Kaeya, Xiao x Reader

A/N: I’m not going to post this weekend so here is a little something that I finished before I got sick heheh I can’t remember where I got this idea from but I wanted to try writing it

SMUT // NSFW 

WC - 1.7k 

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JUST LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS MAN, HOW PRETTY WOULD HE LOOKED ALL PATHETIC BEGGING FOR YOU TO FUCK HIM ?!?!?!?!?! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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ngl this was very therapeutic to draw.. it’s him he’s a little guy

also here’s a speedpaint bc ibs paint

childe enjoys the challenge but this one was pretty… challenging. his buds, rosy and sensitive from being tampered with all day, are numb to the point but if your fingertips touch them again he is sure that he’ll scream.

tartaglia’s staring up at you, well more like glaring, with cheeks the color as strawberries and eyes glossed over in a fresh layer of tears, holding on for dear life, trying to keep his begs at bay, within his throat because he don’t want to give into your touches.

it would be embarrassing.

but when you bent down between his trembling legs, to his throbbing cock and just blew lightly—childe’s eyes blew wide as a loud gasp followed by a broken cry ripped from his throat, his restrained body bows and jolts uncontrollably as his cock slicks itself with rivers of his cum.

childe’s body shake through his orgasm, his head is thrown back and tears leak from his glacier eyes—he don’t even notice that he’s sobbing.

how deliciously pretty.

♥︎・sub!diluc, itto, childe, kaeya, zhongli x dom!reader (seperate/Thoma bonus cause that man is sub material)

♥︎・warnings : bondage, overstimulation, edging, orgasm denial, degradation, name calling, nipple play, begging, dick stepping, blowjob, mention of exhibitionism, mention of taking a picture, ownership, marking.

⭐︎ Diluc:

“Y-y/n” Diluc moaned as you placed a gentle hand on his hips, bobbing your head up and down his dick.

“Yes?” you muffled, which only sent vibrations into Diluc’s shaft, making him instinctively arch his back.

“God, this feels so good. Don’t stop, please, don’t stop”

Who knew the stoic man would break down after nothing but a few touches and a blowjob? Or maybe it was the rope that tied his hands to the bed frame that made this even more enjoyable?

Releasing his dick with a pop, you rose up, holding eye contact with red haired man as he tugged at his restraints.

“Who knew you were such a fucking pervert..” you whispered, watching him glare at you with fire in his eyes.

‘Why did you stop when I begged you not to?’ That was the question he was too prideful to ask, but you already sensed that.

“You simply didn’t beg hard enough, my love”

⭐︎ Itto:

“Woah- y-y/n, are you sure you wanna do this? I mean-”

“What? Are you backing away now? Weren’t you the one who wanted this?”

“Yes, but I didn’t think you’d do it right now!”

“If there’s one thing you must know, I always keep a rope on me. You asked, and I shall deliver. Don’t tell me you got cold feet?”

A deep blush tainted his face, a pout forming on his lips as you tightened the rope behind his back.

“Now, if you’ll do me a favor, stand still”

Your hand ran down his body, flicking his nipple as it went lower and caressed his abs, stopping right above his belt.

A shudder ran down his spine as you lowered your mouth towards his other nipple, teasing it with your breath as you stared up at his desperate face.

Slowly, you licked and sucked on the sensitive bud, teasing him just to the point of insanity. His breath was ragged and his hips were grinding into you, hoping to get the least bit of friction.

Harshly, you bit his nipple, earning a beautiful loud moan as you tugged on his waistband, your hand palming his erection.

“Be a good boy for me and keep quiet, will ya? I don’t want Kuki to chew my ear off for hindering your public image more than it already is”

⭐︎ Childe:

“This opportunity is quite hard to come by, so-”

“Drop the act, ginger, your dick is betraying you” you said as you made sure the restraints on his wrists were painfully tight.

Well, that seemed to shut him up.

“Seriously, do you ever stop talking?” you added, smirking at his flushed face, he was about to make another remark when you tightened the rope once again, earning a choked down moan.

“You fucking masochist”

Standing up, you admired your work, Childe’s naked body displayed in front of you in all its glory, his dick standing tall and proud.

“Think we should humble it a bit?” you asked, and before he could question what you meant, you stepped on his dick, earning a particularly loud moan.

“Y-y/n, no-”

“I think I should’ve gagged you too, your voice is fucking annoying, you know that?”

He was about to protest when you pressed harder, earning a whimper from the ginger.

“Come on you little slut, we both know you’re enjoying this, so why not just admit it already?”

An incoherent statement of denial left his mouth but it was soon diminished as whimpers continued to bless your ears.

“Seriously, I think I should just call all the fatui recruits in so they can see how much of a fucking bitch in heat their superior is”

⭐︎ Kaeya:

“How shameless, I wouldn’t look so smug if I were you” you said, watching the smirk on Kaeya’s face grow wider as his hands were tied behind his back, naked and on his knees.

“What? There’s nothing to be ashamed about. I love it when I’m down on my knees for you, helpless at your mercy, I love being tied up, unable to move as you control my pleasure. Is that something I should hide? Should I maybe act embarrassed?”

God how much you wanted to rid him of that confidence and watch him come undone under your touch, all desperate and begging for you.

And you knew just how to do that.

Grabbing a special vibrator, you positioned it right at the tip, leaving it there as it perfectly hugged his dick, engulfing him in an immense amount of pleasure.

And with that, you got up, walked to your desk and started sorting through your paperwork.

If there was one thing Kaeya couldn’t do without, it was attention. He loved having eyes on him at all times, he loved it when you had your full focus on him and now that he was being ignored, he grew desperate.

“Y/n, come on, don’t be mean, at least look at me” he whispered, breathless moans making it hard for him to breathe.

“Y/n” he whined, bucking his hips as he wanted to crawl towards you but his ankles were tied together, making it impossible to do so.

“Y-y/n, please, please, look at me, touch me, feel me, I’m begging you”

“Shouldn’t have been so smug, right? You shameless whore. Since you want attention so bad, don’t eat your words once you find out what I’m about to do to you”

⭐︎ Zhongli:

The poor man was standing in front of you, his hands tied and resting on his lap as you teased him over and over again, his fingers etching to touch you.

“Y/n, this has been going for quite a long time, please, l-let me come”

“Are you trying to order me around, mister consultant?”

“N-no! I just-”

“That’s what I like to hear”

Your hand worked up and down his dick that was all wet and creamy with precum, his hips bucking with each thrust and you could tell he was barely holding on by the way his thighs shook, his throat hoarse from moaning over and over and over again, never-ending pleas acting as music to your ears.

“Do you really, really wanna cum?”

“Yes! May I?”

He was so hopeful it was adorable, honestly.

“No” you replied, smirking as you sped up your pace, watching his eyes roll back, his hands tug at the restraints, his mouth hang open at the rapid intakes of breath.

Suddenly, he released into your hand, staining your arm with his cum.

“I-I’m so sorry, I couldn’t hold it any-”

“Clean. It. Up. Lick it all and I want not a single drop of your filth to remain on my body. Believe me, I’ll make you regret disobeying me and you won’t enjoy it one bit”

⭐︎ Thoma:

“Y/n, y/n, y/n”

Your name was like chants leaving Thoma’s mouth as you rode him, his wrists bruised from the continuous pulling and tugging on the rope that tied him to your bed, a smirk plastered on your face at his facial expression.

“What a filthy little toy I have in my possession, are you enjoying this?”

Frantic nods followed your question as he was too deep into the feeling of pleasure to form coherent words, his hips bucking to meet every one of your thrusts.

He couldn’t remember what orgasm he was on? Was it his third? Or maybe his fifth? All that he knew was that you weren’t stopping any time soon until he was reduced to nothing but a blabbering sex-drunk slave, and he was almost there already.

Suddenly, you harshly bit into his collarbone, earning a loud moan as his hips thrusted into you with great force.

You caressed the mark on his neck along with the others hickeys that painted his body.

Truly he was a work of art.

“Maybe I should snap a picture? You know, show it to Ayato so he can know he hired a slut as a housekeeper. Perhaps that would make him finally realize that I own you, every single part of you”

[ For my lovely friend @t4rt4gl14 whose idea this was <3 ]

EXAMPLE SOUTH PARK POST

Tweek Tweak x Reader

Notes: Sorry this is so short, it's an example post. Requests are open!

TW: Swearing, Butter Knife mention

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Tweek ran around the kitchen frantically, tangling his fingers in his hair. You sat in the corner holding a sandwich he had made for you, butter and jelly. You smiled at his failed effort.

"I knew I forgot something!" He scrambled to get regular peanut butter from the cabinet, "Peanut Butter and Jelly, dumbass. NOT butter and jelly." he repeated under his breath.

You sighed, walking over to him. He reached for a butter knife and you snatched up his wrist, pulling him away from it.

"I'm very grateful honey, but I don't trust you to have knives. You know what happened last time." You raised your eyebrow at him, reminding him of the time he had thrown a knife into a wall, claiming he had seen underpants gnomes there moments earlier.

He sighed, "Yeah, but-"

"No." You cut him off, taking a bite of the slimy sandwich in your hand, "Thank you." You grimaced at the taste and swallowed thickly. Tweek stared at you, horrified at what you had done.

"You- I- Wha-?" He shook slightly harder, "What the fuck, y/n?!"

"I'll be fine honey, you should go get some sleep." You pushed him up the stairs towards his bedroom. "I'll be up soon, I'm just gonna make different sandwiches for us, okay?"

You watched as he walked up the staircase, muttering to himself about gnomes in his underwear drawer. He turned into the hallway and disappeared from your sight.

You walked back to the kitchen, wondering how he had gotten butter on the ceiling, deciding it was a problem for later, you finished your task of making sandwiches.

Turning towards the stairs to Tweeks' room, you thought of which anti-insomnia google tip you were going to try tonight for your sleepless boyfriend.