This Kid Xd

Hey world. I know no one is probably reading this, but hey its just me rambling anyways :) So I have no one to really talk to about stuff anymore. Lost most of my friends recently and just over all I have been going through a lot. Don't know if this is the best place to share this, but I'm hoping that people who can relate to this feel / get to know that they're not alone in this :) Im here if you need to talk to anyone about literally anything.

Life is sucks but we'll get through this together <3

-much love from a sad stranger.

Hi! Could you maybe do Craig, Stan, and Clyde asking you to be their Valentine?

[Craig Tucker]

• He knew he wanted you to be his valentine but he didn’t know how to ask

• He also didn’t wanna risk getting rejected and he thought maybe if he was really nonchalant about the whole thing then if you did reject him that it “wasn’t a big deal”

• Your house was in the same direction as his so it was very common for you guys to walk together after school

“Hey uh (Y/n)? It kinda sucks being some of the only kids without a valentine right..?” he rose a hand to scratch the back of his neck nervously

“I don’t really care either way.” You laughed and your words kinda punched him in the gut

• Did you have no interest in him being your valentine???

• He still tried to shoot his shot though

“So like.. I mean- if you don’t have anyone we could just say we’re each other’s valentine’s so we’re not alone.?” He looked at you through the corner of his eye, trying to look at your expression without looking at you

“Sure.”

• The rest of the day you guys mostly hung out like normal because tbh he was a bit scared you didn’t really see him as a date and didn’t wanna push his luck

• Until you suggest buying those pair cringy heart necklaces that stick together

• He never has and never will take it off

• Most of the stuff you guys did was cringy couple shit as a “joke”

• Like sharing pasta together and almost kissing

• he had to fake going to the bathroom to calm himself down 💀

• After he didn’t ask for another date or anything special because he was still unsure if you really did like him but he did feel a lot closer and more comfortable around you

[Stan Marsh]

• He practiced weeks before Valentines, it’s something he’s been thinking about for a while

• Problem is, he was already having trouble talking to a picture of you

• There’s no way he could’ve asked you in person

• Just asking a picture of you made him throw up

• So he decided to text you so at least you wouldn’t see him freaking out

S: hey (y/n)

Y: what’s up?

S: I was wondering if you’d wanna be my valentine?

• It took him so long to hit the send button and when he did he tossed his phone and ran to the bathroom to puke

• When he came back he saw 2 new messages and he opened his phone bracing for the worst

Y: yeah that’d be great lol

Pick me up at 5:00

• He threw up again

• He really hated weed but this time he thanked it with all his heart, he knew that people took it to calm down and relax and he was so worried about puking on you he thought smoking a bit would help

• obviously his dad was more than fine giving him a blunt

• He wasn’t high to the point of acting like a moron, just enough to keep him calm

• The day was pretty fun, he bought all the sweets you wanted and bought you a cute bunny stuffed animal and then you guys hung out in the park for a bit and watched the stars

• The weed was definitely wearing off but it still gave him a bit of confidence

• He asked you out

• You said yes

• He threw up fr

[Clyde Donovan]

• He was pretty cocky about it on the outside but lowkey freaking out

• He knew you would say yes but would if you said no? He would literally cry

• He came up to you at your locker all confident

“Hey ;)”

“What do you want, Clyde?”

“Do you wanna be my valentine gorgeous?”

“How many other girls have you asked” you questioned suspiciously. You thought maybe he asked some other chicks and got rejected before coming to you

“No! No you’re the first one!”

“So you’re gonna ask some other girls after me?”

“No no no! The first and only one!” He panicked

“I’m just messing with you,” you laughed as he sighed.

“Sure. I’ll see you after school.” You ruffled his hair and headed off to class

• He touched his hair before fist pumping the air and yelling “SCORE!!”

• He definitely bragged to Craig, Jimmy, Tweek, and Tolkien

• And Craig told him numerous times, “Dude we do not give a fuck 😐”

• That didn’t ruin his day though, he planned out a bunch of cliche shit too

• While walking he stuck his arm out for you to hold on to, when you guys were watching a movie he pretended to yawn and wrap his arm around your shoulder, when it started to hey chilly he handed you his jacket

• He was pretty sweet and his confidence was kinda adorable, it wasn’t douchebag confidence

• After walking you home he asked if he could take you out on another date

“Hmm..”

His heart sunk and he was getting ready to cry if you said no but to his surprise,

“Yeah I’m down” you giggled

• He waited until you were in your house and the door was shut before he fist pumped the air and yelled “SCORE!!”

I think I like this one more than the first part lmao

Stan, where you get that ladder?. making comics is more harder than I thought.

he's in the third dimension now

Started watching this monster of show again. And Pajama Day was cute god damn it.

Good Vibes

rating: nsfw

warnings: vibrator, public, feet, humiliation, degradation, gn!reader, dom!reader

characters: Scaramouche

author’s note: This was inspired by @kiyozu’s post.

It took a lot of effort on your part to convince Scaramouche to wear a vibrator in public.

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kenny birthday!

Sigh

If you're writing angst, please specify what type of angst you're writing. It doesn't matter if your title is "death of a loved one," it is your duty as a writer to create a warning section and put in "major character death" before the start of your fic.

And the same applies to other types of angst. Please for the sake of my sanity, put in "reader cheats" or "reader falls out of love" or "reader dies" or "character kills reader" SOMETHING that indicates the type of fic it is.

Same goes for NSFW, if you're posting explicit content, please mention that it is a 18+ fic or that it's nsfw or SOMETHING that conveys the message.

Okay that is all thank you

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audio: Mixed messages by tom cardy