SOUTH PARK MASTERLIST

BUFF BIKER BUTTERS !!!!

Here's a funny little doodle-comic-thingy I made after a friend gave me the idea that adult butters would be fucking built 💗💗

yall apex made like official vtuber thingies for the new apex skins and im crying . blushing anime boy vtubersona octane real

AYO THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOU MY BOY GIO!!!1!!!

I kinda got myself into a mess

I made a bet that if I could edge in 1 minute I could have a reward, but if I couldn't I had to do both my tasks again, as well as an extra one!! I really really thought I'd be able to do it because I was so desperate already, and I was almost at the edge when the timer went off! I even begged for a second try, but I wasn't allowed.

I had to start my tasks all over again 😣 this time even hornier than before

So I knelt on the floor and rubbed myself just until it started to feel really good, then stopped and pinched my nipples really hard. It hurt more this time because my nipples were still kinda sensitive from when I did it earlier. I had to repeat it 5 times, which means I've done it 10 times now today. I really really wanted to keep rubbing my clit 😭

Then I spread my legs on the bed and held my pussy lips open. I really really didn't wanna do this one because last time it was torture!! But I circled my clit 25 times with my finger (no contact with my clit 😣) and then slapped my clit 5 times again, which is 10 times today

I didn't think it could get any worse, I'm already so leaky and desperate, but my extra task somehow amplified it. I had to rub my clit as slow as I possibly could, so I never got even a tiny bit close to the edge! I had to do it for 5 minutes and then when the time was up my hands were off my clit and I was back to awaiting my next command

Ohh please I wanna touch so bad it's so hard to keep my hand off my throbbing clit

i wanna be forced to drink endless glasses of water and hold so long that i start begging to be allowed the privilege of relief. in any way, dropping to my knees clutching myself and crying, please just let me piss, even let me piss myself if it’s what you want, i can’t be this desperate much longer, i’ll do anything…

desperate enough that when i hear another mean “no, stop asking” i burst into tears. hearing them laugh and press their boot down on my bladder, laughing harder when i buckle over trying not to piss myself. hearing “aw, baby, it’s supposed to be hard. it’s supposed to feel like this. you’re supposed to feel like this. now thank me for not allowing you to piss, come give me head while you’re at it”

i’d still be crying, crawling over to them, my thighs pressed together and trembling. trying to make them cum as fast as possible bc maybe they’ll let me go after. getting my dumb teary face slapped for bouncing desperately in place trying not to piss myself instead of giving them a better rhythm. barely able to focus on using my mouth because all i can think about is my need, the overwhelming ache in my stretched bladder, how tightly im clenched trying not to leak.

i make them cum, and my reward is a few more sips of water, and them tossing down some balled up towels. “don’t get excited,” they say when i look hopeful. “this is just for you to hump. you’re squirming all over the place, you must be so horny! so let me watch you grind your cunt on these, aren’t i so nice? …. what do you mean, you won’t be able to cum without pissing yourself? that doesn’t sound right, you haven’t even had that much to drink. don’t be silly. stop arguing and ride these.”

it’d be so miserable, feeling my bladder slosh with the rock of my hips, clenching desperately, sobbing harder when they tell me i’m going too slow. if i want to get to use the bathroom i better be a good girl and put on a show, play with my tits and grind my swollen wet cunt on the towels (“see, i knew you were enjoying this, your cunt doesn’t lie. if you really had to piss that badly you wouldn’t be enjoying it so much”) and crying even harder when they press their boot down on my bladder again and tell me to keep humping

of course every time i started to feel good i’d almost leak. it’d be so obvious when i finally do, a spot appearing on the towel and me gasping and clutching for myself. “i didn’t say you could stop humping, and i didn’t say you could piss, either,” they’d tell me. “are you really going to piss yourself humping some towels like a dog? i guess i need to buy a puppy pad for you. keep going”

of course i’d reach my limit. it would feel too good, and i’d leak, and try to stop, but my body would just… fail. lose control. i’d moan like a whore as i let go, the vulnerability of my bladder bursting beyond my control and the relief and warmth soaking the towels. i’d piss for so long, unable to stop, my eyes rolled up with pleasure and rutting my cunt on piss soaked towels and whimpering with relief when i finished and my bladder throbbed with an empty ache.

of course the goal all along was to make me cry and push me to the point of losing control completely. they’d either tease me with sweet mock praise, telling me good girl for holding so long and to thank them for testing and pushing me… or be mean, laugh at me and remind me that i didn’t have permission and pissed myself like a stupid disobedient animal. either way they’d make me keep humping the piss soaked towels and beg to cum.

and then, after cleaning up, they give me another glass of water… this is training, after all, so now i should be able to drink even more and hold even longer this time, and the goals will keep increasing each time or else i’ll be punished… and i’m almost grateful to start drinking and be kept under such complete humiliating control

My favorite HC is that Craig lends his chullo to Tweek whenever he gets anxious. I'm imagining both of them watching the news about what's happening in Ukraine and Russia. Flashback to that one episode, "Put it Down", Tweek went full on panic mode about the NK potential attack towards the US. This time he would also be feeling worried and keeps cursing that the american government shouldn't fcking intervene with the whole ordeal. Craig would nod along, agreeing that the whole situation is dumb and the russian president, he-who-shall-not-be-said-in-this-page, should calm the fck down. That being said, this IS how I think the scenario would go. The new episode is out today so we'll just see what it's all about.

HE'S MY LITTLE IDIOT HE'S JIST A LITTLE GUY

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Cuz tumblr doesn't allow me to keep the bio thing.

I am 20 yo.

I go by they/he pronouns.

I enjoy genshin, apex & south park content :)

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lessons of gentlemanly education from Pocket😎🎩

🎊 Crypto x gn!reader

🎊 fluffity fluff fluff!

🎊 Crypto and reader have had feelings for one another for so long but never found the perfect time to make it official, until on New Years💖

🎊IM SORRY I GOT LAZY AT THE END IM JUST TIRED ALSHSJHSJS😭

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You were spending the New Years in with Crypto inside your apartment, huddled up next to him with a movie playing, heater on, and a nice blanket covering the both of you two.

Glancing over at the clock, you realized it wasn't long before the New Year was here. You got out of your cozy spot, slipping into a jacket.

Crypto looked at you, confused.

"Where you going (y/n)?" He asks as he observes you as you zip up your jacket.

"I'm gonna be heading out to the balcony to see the fireworks, wanna come?" You replied, dusting yourself off before walking over to your glass door, sliding it open.

You felt the cool breeze hit your face, it was refreshing to say the least. Hearing Crypto groan, you turned to look at him, he was getting his jacket on as well before heading out with you.

You smiled at how cute he was before stepping out, leaning onto the rail. Crypto following along, looking at the millions of lights that made Solace glow in the middle of the night.

Crypto exhaled deeply, "You know...I never thought I would ever be able to celebrate these kinds of things again."

You looked over at him, frowning slightly.

"It was...hard. Being alone after fleeing Gaea. But coming to Solace, it was a change. I wasn't sure if it was a good or bad but...after a while, I realized it wasn't so bad. I got to meet a lot of people, people I could trust, like you." He turned to look at you, softly smiling with his cheeks a bit red.

Your frown turned into a small smile, you were absolutely grateful he found you as his comfort.

The two of you weren't together but you guys were very close to one another. There were mutual feelings as well but the both of you could never find the right time to make it official.

"Tae...?" You quietly said his name, adverting your eyes when he made eye contact with you.

"네?(yes?)" He looked at you curiously, a sparkle in his eye when he answered.

You opened your mouth to say something, but you let your actions speak for itself.

Leaning in closer you pressed your lips against his, the hacker was a bit surprised, but gladly melted into the kiss. Letting his hands slide onto your waist pulling you in a bit closer to him.

The kiss was chaste but pure, you pulled away, letting the both of you catch a breath. Looking at each other softly before fireworks were set off.

The two of you turned to look at the colorful sparkles in the dark sky. Before you both looked at each other lovingly.

"야(hey) does this make the both of us...?" Crypto asked curiously, voice softening at the end.

You couldn't help but grin at his question, wrapping your arms around his neck pulling him closer for another kiss, a bit heated this time but with loving intentions.

Pulling away, catching your breath, feeling your face get really warm from the cold to the feeling of kissing your crush.

"Yea...Yea it does..." You softly laughed "Happy New Year Taejoon"

"Happy New Year to you too jagiya..." He gave a warm smile, pulling you in for the loveliest hug to start off a New Year.