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Watching Neil Newbon play RE8 live right now, they found out Heisenberg has electric organs and he asked "do you think he has an electric schlong?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love neil newbon. that's it.

Okay guys listen up, let's start again the: "What would happen if the real-life you met the Resident Evil Lords?" challenge.

And well.. here is my answer. I wanna absolutely see yours, tag me here or on Instagram, I share you all 💕

Bonus pic: Bonk shiba Karl.

I'm more active on Instagram, follow me on @destiny_rahl for more RE8 fanart!

No one:

Neil Newbon: "Oh yeah Heisenberg would call you buttercup."

 -ˋˏ xiumin christmas icons ˎˊ-

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𝙰𝚗𝚝𝚒: -𝙱𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝙸𝚁𝙸𝚂-

𝙼𝚎-𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜- : 𝙸 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎-𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛- : 𝚑𝚎𝚕-

I'm sorry chase

IM GONNA GO FUCKING FERAL OMFG

Tahmoh Penikett as Marshal Caleb Mecredi in ‘Strange Empire’

#he will be the death of me

mini comics from the steddie dads au!

i’m having too much fun with this

Papi is a kitten and a cute one at that <3

when the gays do that slutty thing and have deep conversations while looking at each others lips.

“but gay people didn’t exist in the 80s”

yes, you’re right, we all just collectively spawned out of nowhere in 2004 with the release of toxic by britney spears

"i love the fruity four"

bro which one

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

Eddie: *standing on the cafeteria table* I’m a scary metalhead. No one tells me what to do

Y/N: sit back down

Eddie: *practically fucking falls into his chair* I’m sat

Had to do one for Eddie too sorry not sorry

You *flirting* : "So, what's your darkest desire?"

Eddie: "..."

Eddie: "I want to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes."

Eddie: "It's really muggy out today"

You: "I swear to God if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you."

Eddie: *sips coffee from a bowl*

i love eddie’s “steve” face

he just

all dimples and fondness

boy who got you smiling like that

in conclusion, eddie is weak in the knees for steve

this is steve

steve loves his personal space.

this is eddie

eddie also loves steve's personal space.

bitches be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s a show about a bunch of gay kids with daddy issues running around killing monsters from a different dimension.

its me, i am bitches

💚steddie || ronance💛 parralels / chaotic 😜 gay || cool 😐 bi

commission for @szczypawice

WAYS FRUITY PEOPLE COMMUNICATE (insp.)

I’m too gay for all the EXO members

dressing room foolishness ❦

pairing; sehun x m!reader

genre; suggestive / “lime”, fluff/crack 

summary; you and sehun just couldn’t keep your hands off of eachother in the inkigayo dressing room. and crazy enough, you didn’t even care that the members were around poking fun of you two. 

includes; idol!sehun, makeupartist!male reader, making out, (technical) exhibitionism, sehun is older than reader, implied poly!exo.

wc; 2.1k (i swear i always start things intending for them to be short 😩)

notes; this is very much an unrealistic scenario but who cares its fanfic world kfsjhfhsh i wanted a world where they promoted DFTF & suho was there :( im thinking this is gonna be the first installment to a random overarching “series” i’ve been wanting to do after having a dream about it foreverrr ago,, maybe i’ll expand on it more later. lemme know what u think!

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Helo is feeling a little hot

men i would trust with my drink

1. karl agathon

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Stranger Things shifting method!

this method can be used for awake or sleep.

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Firstly, find a good song that gets you worked up or excited (preferably an 80s song- I chose Footloose by Kenny Loggins) and put that on loop somehow. If you want to be extra, you can add affs on top of it. If desired, you could also use a song that reminds you of a certain character! (Or a playlist)

Ok so if you want to before you shift, do some breathing exercises. I like to inhale for 3, hold for 3, then exhale for 3. Try to release all the stress and tension in your body. Keep breathing on beat, at this point it’s ok if you wanna move around a little (or dance-)

This is where the actual method begins. (I took some inspiration from the official stranger things Rockin Robin book-) Try your best to visualize you either

A) Running through the halls of Hawkins High with your favorite character(s)

or

B) The song you chose comes on at homecoming or some type of dance and you dance with your favorite character(s)

If you want to make up your own scenario do that, these are just ideas!! Also it doesn’t have to be a romantic character, you could be Nancy’s age and dance with Dustin platonically like they do in the earlier season. Anyway-

You’re just going to want to really listen to the song. Push the visualizing until it’s realistic (if possible oFc) Really pay attention in the visualization how you are your characters feet and hands move, and what’s happening. What do you hear? Who are you running from, or what’s your thoughts while dancing?

Now you’re gonna affirm like hell while still visualizing as much as humanly possible. Are you singing the song in this scenario? If so, what does your voice sound like? Once again, just try and be there, realistic as possible.

It’s okay if you get distracted during this process, nuerodivergency makes it difficult sometimes -.-

“I am dancing with ____ and it’s ____ (fun, boring, etc.)”

“I am running from ___ with ___ and it’s ___ (exhilarating, impulsive, etc.)”

“My name is ___ and (another feature)”

Non Visualizing Option:

Basically what you’re gonna wanna do is complete the first and second paragraphs, then we’re gonna listen to the song for a second. Clear your thoughts as best you can, and get ready to affirm like crazy. (I hope this doesn’t require too much visuals) Next, we’re gonna affirm about either a friend or a partner- the main character (or one of them) you want to shift for. Describe them. What’s their hair like? Their smell, clothing, music taste, anything? Next, describe yourself. What do you look like or feel like when you’re with them? What makes you guys so good together?

I wann make it very clear that you can forget steps and change stuff. Everyone shifts different bro, stop worrying. It’s okay if you have to repeat a visual or if you want to stop visualizing. Please be safe while shifting and take care of yourself. I love you 💗

Ladies and gentlemen..him