I’m too gay for all the EXO members
pairing; sehun x m!reader
genre; suggestive / “lime”, fluff/crack
summary; you and sehun just couldn’t keep your hands off of eachother in the inkigayo dressing room. and crazy enough, you didn’t even care that the members were around poking fun of you two.
includes; idol!sehun, makeupartist!male reader, making out, (technical) exhibitionism, sehun is older than reader, implied poly!exo.
wc; 2.1k (i swear i always start things intending for them to be short 😩)
notes; this is very much an unrealistic scenario but who cares its fanfic world kfsjhfhsh i wanted a world where they promoted DFTF & suho was there :( im thinking this is gonna be the first installment to a random overarching “series” i’ve been wanting to do after having a dream about it foreverrr ago,, maybe i’ll expand on it more later. lemme know what u think!
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Y/N : “…Steven and I are supposed to go to the museum together today.”
Marc : “Well, sorry, but I have something to do. Something more important.”
Y/N : “Let me guess. A stupid mission for your dear God, Chouchou.”
Marc : “… What ?”
Y/N : “… Mushu ?
Marc : “No. Not Mushu.”
Y/N : “Shang Chi ?”
Marc : “Khonshu.”
Y/N : “That’s what I said. Kimchi.”
Khonshu : “She’s an idiot.”
Marc : “She is, but not because she can’t get your name, because she’s doing it on purpose, not caring about pissing a God off.”
Y/N : “Oh, Si Fu is pissed ? So sad.”
Mark Tuan [RICK OWENS] Paris Fashion Week S/S 2022
Miyavi is the DEFINITION of dilf.
He turns 40 this year btw
Dad of 3
I'm going feral
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Ew you would wright khonshu x reader??? Thats gross. Unfollowed.
Sorry, I have a permit to write for Khonshu as seen here
when the gays do that slutty thing and have deep conversations while looking at each others lips.
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i cant get out of my head how CRAZY bin would be for someone shorter than him. like he loves a tall person but if theyre smaller than him he adores that too. just ... im short asf and thinking about how changbin is literally a tower compared to me makes my mind go KJRWJHBGEHJBGKEGKEGH yk ? and he would def make the most out of that. and if his s/o is taller, he still likes to show off how big his arms are to them. <binnie with a size kink3
okay, but you’re absolutely right! I think about this all the time actually, especially considering that I’m literally 5’2. I also feel like the size kink differs depending on if the s/o is tall or short, in an everyday and sexual aspect.
If his s/o is shorter than him, it would drive him crazy when he’s pounding into you and he sees a bulge in your stomach because of how small you are. Oh my god 😩 and the thought of him making you touch the bulge on your stomach, he wouldn’t hesitate to fuck you dumb at that point. I also feel like he’d most likely want to dom (soft or hard, depending on the moment) simply because he’s bigger than his shorter s/o. In everyday life, I feel like how small you are would have him adoring you more than he already does, and it would boost his ego knowing that he’s taller than someone, even when he isn’t super tall himself. And no doubt about it, if s/o is smaller than him, his arms would practically smother you when you hug him (btw, he looks like he gives the BEST hugs 🥺).
Binnie with a taller s/o, would definitely be subbing, no questions asked. I don’t even see him as a sub, but I feel like he would if his s/o was taller. Obviously if his s/o is taller, he’d most definitely feel small compared to them, even if it’s by just a few inches 😌 A whiny sub for sure. In everyday life, I think he’d be so soft having a taller s/o. I imagine him wanting a piggy back ride from them occasionally or even simply wanting to cling to you all the time🦥 and about the arm thing, I absolutely agree. Even though he wouldn’t be big in height, he’d still have his arms to brag about.
I see no difference…